Roommates From HELL | Reading Reddit Stories

PANCAKES: OUT YOGURT: PINK

Shayne's roommate stories always remind us that he lived in a sweatbox with a bunch of spiders and stray cats while Damien and their other roommates got the actual bedrooms.

for anyone wondering, the quack sound angela heard was most definitely her earring dragging along her jacket zipper.

angela's takeaway from the quack being that she has to drink more water is such an angela thing

“that cheese was the only joy i had left this week” was so real 😂😭

"When I was in jail I was the Dairy King" is somehow more unhinged than "I swear I heard a duck quack."

For the record: if someone spikes your food, knowingly with ill intent, and it is to cause biological changes (it does not just mean death), uh…that is still poisoning. The roommate was just poisoning her.

it's so nice how arasha lets shayne read his reddit stories in her bedroom

that "our boyfriend" story PISSED ME AAAWFF "where's my hug?" AAAAAAAAAAAA my hands will hug your neck🥰

I would be absolutely PISSED if someone stole my $2 block of extra sharp cheddar cheese. If someone stole my cheese only my mother from another country could bring to me? I would absolutely consider that an act of war. You WANT me to lose my shit. Edit- I think the message he wrote on the box was hilarious and just his style of humor. I would be laughing my ass off if I was the non-theifing roomie

Need a “they found the post” episode!!

for the second story: it was such a throwaway line but mentioning that she chose Sinister 2 specifically as the horror movie for them to watch made me actually have to stop the video to internally scream. the subplot of that movie is about a woman trying to escape her abusive ex-husband with her children, and while the main character is trying to help them deal with the main horror plot, they slowly end up liking each other, and there's a scene where they're having a talk at night and the woman is very not-casually joking about how she wishes that the main character was her husband instead. it's completely possible she just chose that movie at random but also knowing what happens in that movie specifically really makes me think she knew and was setting it up to try to pull some sort of "aw that reminds me of how I feel about you tee hee" move

11:11 Honestly, if I saw a note from a roommate saying “If you do this, it’s a declaration of war”, I would immediately know it’s a joke. But maybe I just have good roommate experiences

if you do the math she’s has given the husband over $17,000 over the past two years. that’s disgusting.

51:10 "Technically she was not poisoning me" Yes, she was. You do not need to use something marked as literal poison for it to count as poisoning someone. If you tamper with someone's food with the intent to cause them harm (especially if it is with something they are allergic to as it was in this case) it still counts as poisoning or attempted poisoning

New Angela lore just dropped: she’s eternally followed by an invisible duck that quacks randomly to make her feel insane. I can relate 😂

imagine thinking your roommate was trying to poison you, then finding out they were just trying to make you fat mean girls style, and then realizing they actually saved your life by making you get blood testing. what a wild relationship to have with someone. I wouldn't even know if I should be mad.

A "Lost and Found Reddit Stories" would be awesome. Finding old reddit stories you have covered that NOW have updates that have dropped since your read would ROCK.

8:20 "I went to touch my hair and I swear I heard a duck quack" One of the most random moments ever

Okay, now you guys HAVE to get a Duck and let it randomly just walk by without any context in a Random Episode