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i love how the apologies to the audio listeners is only captioned
Putting the apology to audio listeners ON the screen is hilarious.
Girl, he knows your location even though your location "appears off" because he is tracking you using a second method.
JALAPENO STORY UPDATE : "We ended up talking about it that night, and I realized he honestly wasn’t trying to be rude. At first what he said sounded like him dismissing the fact that I was upset, but his reasoning actually made sense. I had made dinner for both of us, and the poppers were kind of an extra thing on the side. He thought they were just something I made for him because I know he loves them, and I did just kind of place them down on a small plate in front of him, so he didn’t think twice about finishing them off. I hadn’t said anything about them beforehand so he genuinely just didn’t think about it. As soon as he realized how much it hurt my feelings, he felt so bad and definitely made up for it. That night he went to the store, bought everything to make more, and gave me a whole plate before he touched any. The next day he made another batch and made sure I got first pick. For context, he’s a big guy, about 6’2 and built like a football player, so he can put away a lot of food. He wasn’t trying to be inconsiderate. He was distracted by the movie and honestly just really liked my cooking. Everything is good now and he learned his lesson.😂"
The boyfriend learning ASL for her brother is so sweet and it's also just a useful skill to have, the fact that her friends jumped to it being somehow malicious is what's the red flag in that story
That last story is the perfect example of an old quote: Most men are most afraid of being humiliated, and most women are most afraid of being killed.
"You pee in the dream, you pee in real life" sounds like a horror movie where no one dies, but everyone ends up terribly embarrassed.
For the last story, Angela was so right about how it is a male privilege to prioritize thinking about how to “fight” rather than how to get out of the situation
CONGRATULATIONS TO SMOSH PIT FOR HITTING 9 MILLION!!!!!!
For the last story, John Mulaney did more to protect her than her boyfriend did.
I’m sorry but the girl in the last story, mid-mugging remembering a John Mulaney bit and getting ready to reenact it… that’s iconic shit
Funny mugging story. My coworker had a guy demand her wallet while she was sitting waiting for her bus. She stood up to do the 'throw wallet and run' thing but when she stood the mugger saw all 6'3" of her and ran away instead lol
25:00 it honestly blows my mind that cooking is a “woman’s job” until it’s in a restaurant, then all of a sudden it’s for a man… so bizarre
23:40 "No one makes home-made sauce shes doing so much!" is giving "Shes topping you! You're welcome!" energy
Dudes mock women for feeling safer with a bear. Meanwhile, the same dudes think they can stop a dude with a knife, barehanded
I think the opposite of "you're not wife material until you cook like my mom" would be "you're not husband material until you cook like your mom." He grew up with the best teacher available, so surely he knows all the secrets to cooking great meals from scratch!
In a knife fight, the loser dies on the ground, the winner dies at the hospital
26:53 Angela's lipsyncing 😂 Shayne yelling 😂 the camera shaking 😂 pure gold
"its completely unhealthy, controlling and i dont deserve it" op, u have your answer right there
Angela was so real for bringing up that the story was gendered. Men don't need to consider their safety when out and about because women are seen as Prey. His options are Hero/Villain and her options are watch yourself and try to be safe and hope every day you don't run into danger and maybe still get mugged or get surprised by being mugged.