Happy birthday to our favorite iPad kid! Go to http://Zocdoc.com/PITREDDIT and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. 0:00 Intro 1:50 My bf turned down sex for his game https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1brf5rw/aitah_for_offering_sex_and_then_rejecting_it/ 13:20 My bf is insecure about my height https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1c6vl4y/my_boyfriend_has_started_becoming_more_and_more/ 24:16 My best man proposed at my wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1dwdl2e/aita_for_firing_my_best_man_for_proposing_at_my/ 30:37 Sponsor 31:42 I discovered my bf is cheating https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dwgu1n/i_25f_discovered_my_bf_28m_of_3_years_is_cheating/ 42:08 My hamster exploded https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/18adqv6/my_hamster_exploded_rteenagers/ 46:00 Pregnant wife's sister offered to sleep with me https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1di5492/pregnant_wifes_sister_offered_to_sleep_with_me/ 53:20 THE poop knife story https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/7p8puq/light_i_was_22_years_old_when_i_learned_that_not/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU SEE Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ Spencer Agnew // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/ WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar, Josie Bellerby Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Camera Operator: Jon Wong Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Director of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinating Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis NEW SMOSH VIDEOS: Watch Worst Sleepover Ever | Smosh vs. Aliens Ep 2 of 2: https://youtu.be/dQRJ4Bkd8W0 Watch What Would Arasha Do?: https://youtu.be/i3DApx04nVU OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh
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The first story when Shayne starts taking about reactive sexuality, accelerators vs brakes, and saying “you don’t have a low sex drive, your brake is just on” has changed my brain. Thats so insightful and incredibly helpful for me personally. I really love that Reddit stories is both funny goofy time and genuine analysis and introspection. As an autistic person, these conversations have helped me to understand so much about myself and about interpersonal interactions. Gonna go sit with this new knowledge for a little while and let it marinate on my brain.
I love that every time I watch one of these videos someone will say “ we can cut that” and the editors do not, in fact, cut that
You absolutely never propose during someone else's wedding. Brad at least had the common sense to propose to Janet after everyone had left.
I love the idea of the smosh group doing a "same height party" where everyone wears custom soled shoes so everyone is the same height as the tallest person in the group.
"My family poops big." belongs in the pantheon of iconic opening lines alongside, "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" and “Call me Ishmael.”
“I’m allergic to stupid” went so hard
The “He’s dead / He killed her” jokes after Shayne says “Update” is such an old joke, yet I still laugh way too hard everytime someone says it
“he had just started a raid with his clan members-“ “his WHAT members?!” LMFAOOOOO
I feel like Shayne’s gonna pick some of the craziest stories ever Edit: Shayne absolutely did not hold back with these picks that was amazing
My husband had the leg lengthening surgery, but not to be taller. He was in the military and was shot through the femur (thigh bone) and lost 45 mm (about an 1.5 inches of bone. He went years with an uneven gait which led to hip, knee, and back problems. We decided to do the lengthening to help alleviate those. It took 45 days to lengthen the bone because you can only separate the bone 1 mm a day. Bone will not jump a gap so you have to separate it slowly. Then another 2 months to heal completely. He still has some back and knee pain, but it’s much better after making his legs even again.
Happy birthday Shayne Happy belated birthday Tommy Happy day Spencer edit: Yeah this episode is an instant rewatch for me, absolutely great stories and vibes.
Tommy and Spencer duo + Shayne’s picks is a GOLDEN combo
58:42 Tommy's silence was deafening, you could cut the tension with a knife.
the woman putting the pics in the slideshow really just the play hamlet puts on to know that claudius killed his father, it's so Shakespearean and theatrical I love it
With the amount of times they say “we can cut that” and then it gets left in is starting to make me question what (if anything) actually gets cut 😂😂
Proposing at someone's wedding is rude for two reasons: 1. You are taking the focus off of the couple, and the entire purpose of the event is to focus on the couple. 2. You are using the time, money, and labor of the dozens of people that worked to create a great event, with a venue, decorations, inviting all your friends and family, food, music, etc, in order to make a picturesque backdrop for your proposal. How about this? If you propose at my wedding, you pay for half the costs. Deal? No deal? Then you were just looking to mooch off the work I put into the event.
First story: Neither is the AH. I understand her feelings, especially feeling rejected. I don't think BF was in the wrong. He was excited, but he couldn't stop the game at that moment. It's definitely a communication thing, and I think they can grow from it. My husband and I had a similar issue when we were younger. I learned which games he can't/can pause, and he tells me when his raid nights are or if he just started a match. I always play pausible games, but my husband loves games like LOL, Runescape, and WoW.
'He asks if I feel protected by him.' Ironically, hearing that in this context would make me feel unsafe 💀
My cousin had a leg cage for lengthening for years when she was in highschool because she was born with one short leg (I believe it also had a deformity) and absolutely needed it for her quality of life. I can't imagine volunteering to do it for both legs.
Not only did this guy propose at his best friend's wedding, he did it DURING HIS BEST MAN SPEECH. omg