Our friend @MacDoesIt is here to read and judge some of the most unhinged people on the internet... 0:00-0:56 Intro 0:57-5:47 The Cat Swap 5:48-12:43 The College Pokédex 12:44-20:18 Pasta Problems 20:19-26:55 “Unhealthy” Girlfriend 26:56-36:28 Child Isn’t Dark Enough? 36:29-45:48 Man Hating Girlfriend SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU SEE Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Jacklyn Uweh // https://www.instagram.com/jacklyn_uweh/ Mac Kahey // https://www.instagram.com/macdoesit/ WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Rock Coleman Director Of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker AD/ Sr Coord: Jacqi Jones Art Director: Cassie Vance Asst Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art PA: Alex Aguilar Art PA: Karsen Ross Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Cam Op: Vida Robbins Content Manager: Lizzy Jones Dir. Audience Dev & Distro: Rachel Evans Dir.Of Production: Zoe Moacanin DIT/AE: Matt Duran DP: Brennan Iketani Exec Assistant: Erin Dougal GFX: Winton Foulds Post Manager: Luke Baker Office Manager/Talent Coord: Selina Garcia Production Coord: Heidi Ha Production Asst: Marcus Munguia Wardrobe: Alicia Balderas NEW SMOSH: Watch Smoffice 2022 Marathon: https://youtu.be/g-qoh3LRAqc Watch Try Not To Laugh 2022 Marathon: https://youtu.be/i-MecHFGa-4 OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh
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it makes me so upset that so many guys don’t understand what it’s like when a friendship you think is treasured and cherished is ruined because the guy had ulterior motives
That poor last lady, is _not_ a "man hating girlfriend" ... she's a man _fearing_ girlfriend. There's a difference. A bloody big one.
the scary thing about the guy who wanted a darker child is that if his second child (baby #2) DID come out with darker skin, the favoritism he would show towards baby #2 with the resentment of his first child makes me think it's better off he doesn't go for another baby.
Not Creepy: keeping notes on what people in your life like so that when they come over you can feed them food they like and buy them good gifts Creepy: Calling it a Pokedex, Referring to adding notes as "catching" a woman, Sharing it with randos/crowdsourcing it, an entire Fraternity knowing everything about you before you even go on a date with them
Jackie explaining the weaponized incompetence phenomenon was so good. And Shayne immediately being like “so it’s a form of control” was spot-on; he’s a sharp one. But the outro LMFAOOOO I love y’all!
Next video, make Tommy read them as Shayne and Damien sit on the couch reacting to the most uncomfortable stories.
Jackie’s pure annoyance during this whole video was the highlight of my week
Jackie: I'm open minded. Also Jackie: Deep breaths as her annoyance rises.
Mac and Jackie's reaction to the white dude wanting a dark skinned kid is amazing, a comedic duo we needed
As someone who was recently sexually assaulted by a male plumber IN MY OWN HOME, I really sympathize with the 'misandrist' girl.
The last story is so sad. Doesn't matter if "nothing happened" that is SO scary to literally have to kick out a window to escape. Delete the whole boyfriend, and stay away from the entire friend group.
Jackie making POINTS. Like weaponized incompetence is totally true.
The thing that really gets me about the last guy is that he is willing to look at his girlfriend’s trauma and say, “but nothing happened.” Something *did* happen. Maybe it wasn’t SA, or hell, maybe it was. That can be very difficult to talk about and there’s a chance she just doesn’t feel comfortable bringing it up yet. The point is, she was cornered by a group of men, and was only able to escape after she kicked out a window. That is something. That is traumatic.
"im 20, hes 26, weve been dating for three years, hes assigned me these tasks" NOOOO BABY NOOOO OH NOOOOOOOOOO
The pasta bf story is the wildest part of this because she’s asking about the most mild, least problematic part of their relationshop
Shayne and Jackie are honestly the best comedic pairing. She is the only one who keeps Shayne on his toes
everyones reaction to the 20 and 26 year old who'd been dating for 3 years had me cackling 🤣
Me: "Is he 12 years old or something? 18 and sheltered at the very most." Shayne: "HE'S 31."
"I wouldn't trade him for any mixed toddler" is NOT a sentence I thought I would even hear. 😂
I'm so impressed by the pokedex, cultural food and misandry guys, like how can they actually not only experience this, but also sit down and write it down, re-experiencing it for, like, 20 or so minutes and STILL think "Hm, my gf got physically attacked but I don't like her food that she only makes for herself after spending time and money on food for me, I'm obviously in the right here"