I Played 100% of Papers, Please

always a treat to see papers please still going strong in 2026

The way I activated like a sleeper agent when I heard the phrase "Glory to Arstotzka!"

almost positive you’re pronouncing Arstotzka wrong

as a Seanie viewer it was basically a jump scare to hear Arstotzka pronounced correctly

Floydson must be working day and night to get us videos this fast

Glory to Arstotzka

I watched Seanie 100% this game a while ago— I’m so glad you’re doing it so I’ll actually understand the story

I spent one winter without heat. (Don't ask.) It was brutal. The ambient temperature inside was in the low 40sF (5-6C) most days. Walls, a roof, and insulation do a lot of work. I moved everything into the smallest room and got a cheap space heater set to 55F/13C. I was dumb, and bought the cheap one that rotates through a 30° angle and the cheap mechanism would just rrrr pause rrrr all day and all night. It was cheap, but it lasted all winter and just rrrr all day. Sunny days were awesome because it would boost the indoor temp like 5 degrees. Cooking and going to the bathroom was bracing. Sitting your bare butt onto a cold toilet seat isn't pleasant. I had hot water, so I took a long hot bath every day. Getting dry, dressed, and layered up after a hot bath was bracing. Right after exit, I would steam. There were days I had to run the kitchen and bathroom sinks to barely drip so to prevent the pipes freezing / bursting when it got very cold. Would not recommend, but it was very memorable. April that year was the most glorious and welcome I've ever experienced.

i used to play so much papers please i got the tetris effect and would see the UI when i closed my eyes+would hear the sound effects/repeat them myself for the human noises (the geshTADT of ordering ppl out of the booth especially) so i had to wean myself off LOL glory to arstotzka

Finally, a person 100%ing this game who pronounces it right

22:03 zero clue if this is mentioned later in the video but you're supposed to use the INSPECT tool to show that Dari Ludum's name appears on the note, which allows you to detain him and keep the two women from being kidnapped

I guess Floydson did the usual lack of observation... by highlighting Ludum's name on the note and then his name so you can detain him. But yeah Jorji is just... lovely... even if you keep detaining and denying him when it's legit to do so, he is all commending of your dutiful nature and that it is okay and that the guards keeping him in detention needs a bribe too, so it's all fine. XD

I still get shivers whenever i think about Seaniedew saying "Arstroka" instead of Arstotzka

Pro tips for this game. Make as much money as possible in the first two days when the job is still easy. Create a system for checking documents early so you can make more money. The timer for the day does not start until you click on the speaker, so make sure to do whatever you need to do while time is infinite. After you get the gun, make sure to use all three bullets, as each shot gives you money. If you see something wrong with someone's documents, just deny them instantly. Don't even bother interrogating them as it's just a waste of time. You can make two mistakes per day before you start getting fined, so save your mistakes for the story characters and the people who will bribe you. Once they start having you check document seals, make those the first thing you check. A seal being wrong is rare compared to other stuff, which means it is easy to miss. If you are fast at checking documents, then you will actually make more money by not detaining people since each detainee takes up your valuable time.

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Everyone loves Jorji man. Just a happy guy with a not-so-legal side gig lmao

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

Glory to Arstotzka!

Floyddaughter caught me off guard and made me laugh harder than i should have.

Wow, I just bought the game and I thought if Floydson played 100%, he hadn't played it, a few hours pass and boom, a video out of nowhere.