I Used a Clown Army to Decimate my Enemies

"is deploying my car onto the highway and taking my hands off the wheel a form of auto battling?" After pressing play I only needed to wait 14 seconds for a certified Reginald moment. Might as well consider him pregnant because he always delivers.

Don't worry Reggie, nobody thought you were a top.

I’m here. I claim the title of first check your timestamps and despair…

21:15 "Bold of you to assume I'm a top at all." Reggie ~ May of 2026

"Welcome to the clown show." Reggie, we've been in the clown show for 21 minutes, it's a bit late to welcome us now.

Seeing Sir Terry Pratchett’s ‘The Luggage’ come out of a Chinese game in a lore accurate, army shredding fashion was not something I think I could ever have been expecting. God bless that horrific little box.

Haven’t you already made a video about an army of Reggie viewers?

1:07 Seven Months? We're quickly approaching the most recent point of the Reggie Lore timeline!

Legendary pull this late at night

This video is basically the cuter version of Harlequins fighting Orks in 40k

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"I feel bad using suicide bombers to fight rabbits." Understandable.

> family member dies each time he takes damage > continues to play for four hours

3:40 The question isn't "is it okay/ethical" to do those things. The true question is "what's stopping me from doing it anyway?" Strategy game commanders are enablers, afterall.

Reggie, the accident wasn't your fault, you have to wake up.

Reggie getting sponsored by Scam app was not in my 2026 vision

I'm convinced Reggie is a mental patient who escaped Arkham Asylum

I love how Reggie is really just going for the bag on the sponsors 😂 I'mma make an account just to get him paid

26:11 Gigglechad

I'm a simple man. I see reggie notification, I get a 1/2 chub.