Today: Barcelona Training:π₯° Real Madrid training:π
paulvaleon63Β months, 3Β weeks ago
so iβm literally just rotting on a bench at the park, probably contemplating if i should just sell my soul for a house deposit, when i look up and see lamine yamal kicking a ball around. heβs out here casually being la liga's player of the month for april 2026 while i struggle to walk up a slight incline. heβs supposedly resting a hamstring injury but honestly he was moving way too fast for my eyes to track. i tried to be chill and asked him if he actually talks to the ball like in that viral reel, and he just smirked like "maybe, if it listens." then the literal air shifts and lionel messi just... appears. heβs 38, still carrying inter miami with 7 goals in 9 games this season, and looks like heβs definitely locked in for that sixth world cup . lamine immediately stops acting cool and turns into a total fanboyβwhich is hilarious because messi literally baptized him in a bathtub as a baby ππ. lamine still swears messi is the greatest in history and iβm just standing there like a glitching background character. suddenly, kylian mbappe rolls up looking like a final boss, even though he just injured his hamstring playing for real madrid. heβs already hit 41 goals this season but still looks annoyed that he didn't win the champions league. right behind him is christian pulisic, the "lebron james of football" himself, probably just happy to be away from ac milan's drama where he's still top tier in serie a. before i can even process the main characters, a shadow looms over us and erling haaland steps out of a literal private jet that somehow landed on the grass. heβs currently sitting on 24 league goals and 8 champions league bangers this season, looking like he was built in a lab to destroy my self-esteem. he recently fired city to a win over arsenal but now he's just staring at my lukewarm iced coffee like it's a bug in his code. they all started talking about their finalissima matchup and i tried to take a photo, but my phone died the second i opened the camera. messi just gave me a pity look, haaland said "one-nil is amazing" like he always does, and they all walked off to win a billion more trophies while i just sat there in silence
Today: Barcelona Training:π₯° Real Madrid training:π
so iβm literally just rotting on a bench at the park, probably contemplating if i should just sell my soul for a house deposit, when i look up and see lamine yamal kicking a ball around. heβs out here casually being la liga's player of the month for april 2026 while i struggle to walk up a slight incline. heβs supposedly resting a hamstring injury but honestly he was moving way too fast for my eyes to track. i tried to be chill and asked him if he actually talks to the ball like in that viral reel, and he just smirked like "maybe, if it listens." then the literal air shifts and lionel messi just... appears. heβs 38, still carrying inter miami with 7 goals in 9 games this season, and looks like heβs definitely locked in for that sixth world cup . lamine immediately stops acting cool and turns into a total fanboyβwhich is hilarious because messi literally baptized him in a bathtub as a baby ππ. lamine still swears messi is the greatest in history and iβm just standing there like a glitching background character. suddenly, kylian mbappe rolls up looking like a final boss, even though he just injured his hamstring playing for real madrid. heβs already hit 41 goals this season but still looks annoyed that he didn't win the champions league. right behind him is christian pulisic, the "lebron james of football" himself, probably just happy to be away from ac milan's drama where he's still top tier in serie a. before i can even process the main characters, a shadow looms over us and erling haaland steps out of a literal private jet that somehow landed on the grass. heβs currently sitting on 24 league goals and 8 champions league bangers this season, looking like he was built in a lab to destroy my self-esteem. he recently fired city to a win over arsenal but now he's just staring at my lukewarm iced coffee like it's a bug in his code. they all started talking about their finalissima matchup and i tried to take a photo, but my phone died the second i opened the camera. messi just gave me a pity look, haaland said "one-nil is amazing" like he always does, and they all walked off to win a billion more trophies while i just sat there in silence
W Yamal He Came Injured To Wish His Friend Happy Birthday β€οΈβπ©Ή
"Yamal wakes up" Internet-"And this is why he is the best frend of everybody!"
Happy birthday Dani Olmo
W yamal inchallah he plays wc π₯π’ππ
Bro whipped the story out of his ass
Why was Lamine yamal not at the training?
Bro at this point just marry yamal u glaze him like crazy and then bro just says olise is nonchalant like god damn
Yamal the goat
happy birthday olmo
Holy glaze
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Happy Birthday Olmo βοΈβ€οΈβ€β€οΈGod Bless You AminβοΈβ€οΈ
Bro 10 different clips 1 reel
It's my birthday too
My birthday was the 7th of may
Under 10 mins BTW can I have a pin pls ur my fav utuber