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"my worst financial decision" your worst financial decision SO FAR joel
Joel's the type of guy to see a hole that's ten feet deep, fall into it, and then instead of trying to find a way out, decides "Well, the best course of action is to keep digging and hopefully end up on the other side of the world!" and end up living in the hole for the rest of his life. In this metaphor, the hole is debt, by the way.
upbeat intro to distract us from his crippling debt
The next Hermitcraft episode will be just Joel silently mining for diamonds for 30 minutes
Where does all of Joel's diamonds go? In the SQUARE HOLE!
Joel needs to channel his inner Wild Life and create a Fast and Furious style heist to rob Scar and repay him with his own diamonds
This is the only perspective that has had the "Child Box" not cut out of it lmaoo
Having seen other POVs, I can agree that this really was the worst financial decision
Joel is probably trying to be the first Hermit to go bankrupt in Hermitcraft with all these financial decisions he is making this season lol
Someone PLEASE get this man a financial advisor im worried for his dias
0:12 Are you sure it will still be *your* base by the end of the month Joel? *ARE YOU SUREEE???* 😂
Joel, if you want, Scar is planning to prank Doc. EGG gave him a price tag of 10,000 diamonds and plot in your base, which he’s still considering. You could strike a deal with Scar for 3,000 diamonds and carry out the prank on Doc. If Doc comes after you, you can simply say you’re just a service provider and that the real mastermind is Scar. That way, you not only pull off the prank and damage EGG business but also escape from the bank debt.
"everybody wants a-thousand" *the man with 1k debt arrives*
Joel think of it this way. You said you would finish the rainbow by episode 25 (which is next episode) if you let Scar own your base it will be his problem to finish the rainbow. 🌈
To quote one Grian and one Etho: "This is the stupidest thing I've done" "... So far!"
Still waiting for "Everything is awesome" except "everything is normal"
Maybe we need to get Lizzie onto Hermitcraft solely just to handle Joel’s finances 😂
Other YouTubers: normal intros Joel: absolutely majestic intro
In other words, Joel hits rock bottom and then builds a bedrock breaking machine
Joel, the solution to your loan debt is quite simple: Build a second base somewhere, maybe underwater or the Nether or in the End. Then you can give that second base to Scar as payback. A low effort / cheap quality location that ticks of all the minimum requirements for it to qualify as a base.