‘UTTER MADNESS!’ Valverde taken to hospital after incident with Tchouameni at Real Madrid | ESPN FC

Rule 1 about fight club , you don’t talk about fight club .

Arbeloa: it’s my fault, I made them fight

when does the next episode of desperate housewifes real madrid edition come out Because i'm hooked?

Tchouameni just punched his way to a transfer request to man united

This is probably the craziest Comunicado Oficial I have ever seen

The only person that can manage RM is Stalin. Unfortunately, he may not be available.

Xabi Alonso being fired is turning into a blessing for him! This is what happens when you let the players run the dressing room instead of the coach.

Traumatic head injury?? What in the UFC is happening in Madrid 😂

As a Barcelona fan, this puts a smile on my face. They deserves it for the way they sacked Xabi Alonso.

I know Supreme Leader Kim-Bap-Peh is behind this, but I can't prove it

Where is VAR when we need it?

I reckon Dictator Mbappe contracted Tchouameni to put a hit out on Valverde. 😂

Ale is right. 😅 If they are saying he fell and hit a table, why are there proceedings against Tchouameni? Embarrassing.

Nobody believing you Valverde, you absolutely got folded like a lawn chair by Tchoumeni 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who refuses to accept an apology, ESCALATES the situation by trying to injure a player, gets knocked out for it, puts out a story that he hit his head on the bench, gets taken out in a wheelchair and then RETURNS TO THE FACILITY WITH HIS WIFE?! That’s like five different red card offenses of the Brotherhood, put together.

I’m enjoying this Madrid housewives series so much that i might just cancel my Netflix subscription 😂

Absolute cinema. I love football man.

Instead of Real Madrid players fighting for titles 🏆, they are fighting each other.

Colonel Mbappé losing control of his dictatorship, Bellingham should stage a coup

Now let’s put the final nail on the coffin for them in the El Classico and hopefully they can give us a mortal combat show in the Spotify camp nou😂😂😂