Absolute comedy gold from Horrible Histories! A desperate bald man walks into an ancient Egyptian pharmacy and asks, โDo you have a cure for baldness?โ The cheerful apothecary replies, โYes sir, certainly! Let me just checkโฆโ He reads from his scroll: โSo I need the fat of a hippoโฆ check! Oh dear, I seem to be missing some ingredient. I need the fat of a snake.โ The customer sighs, โIโve got one living in my grain store.โ Apothecary continues happily: โAll I need now is the fat of a Nubian ibexโฆโ Customer: โYes indeed.โ Finally the bald man loses patience: โAll I need now is some crocodile fat. Do you think we could not do this one at a time? Just give me the whole list now!โ The apothecary smiles brightly: โAll we need is crocodile fat and weโre done.โ After getting it, he suddenly flips the scroll: โOh no, I forgot to read the other sideโฆ We need lion fat.โ The bald man looks completely done with life. The apothecary cheerfully concludes: โDo so wigs!โ This sketch is pure historical savage humor! Who else would give up after the lion fat request? Drop your favorite ridiculous ingredient below ๐๐ช #HorribleHistories #AncientEgypt #BaldnessCure #HippoFat #CrocodileFat #LionFat #FunnyHistory #EgyptianPharmacy #HistoricalComedy #BritishComedy #DoSoWigs #YouTubeShorts #LaughOutLoud #HistorySketches
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Egg hunting mission from Fallout new Vegas be like.
None of this was even remotely funny. Britt humor is cast dry
Basically Runescapeโs One Small Favour
bro is supposed to be at a wedding tomorrow
No but Iโve got this sweet hat! ๐
Lucky he already had the hippo fat because itโs by far the most dangerous of the listโฆ
I would make a nice trophy out of his head and put it on my wallโฆ perfect place to put my new wigs too!
Tube up his nose
The eyes make up is a good touch
Hippo might have been the most dangerous trip to send him on.
AC origins sidequests ๐ ykw, and odyssey too.
I have one question only Is he a shouty man
When will you wear wigs?
Ancient Egyptians nobles did wear wigs because lice were a huge issue. It was easier to shave everything and re-apply fake hair as needed.
Do you sell vigs?
If this is in egypt that why would he want hair.
Probably a hybrid British-Egyptian
Ist this a wow Quest?
"do you ver vigs?" "Have you worn wigs?" "Will you wear wigs?" "When will you wear wigs"
the fat of a hippo would be so hard to get for so many reasons