Seems like they’ve panicked. #finance #markets
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andrew_montgomery:
That's what I told the market 🤣😅😂
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That's what I told the market 🤣😅😂
If it dropped by 25% over a few quarters, I'd be worried, but a day? Investors are just having a tanty.
Keep in mind - this just knocks the price back to where it was 2 months ago. And it's still up 60% over the last 3-ish years. So yes, 25% in a day is a lot, but it's a very nervous market with pumped prices. So even though IBM is an old tech stock it has still been pulled up with the tech stocks. And then the money started piling into hardware, chips or shovels for data centers.
That’s funny IBM used to be a premier hardware company
Ah yes, AI is the next big thing, because everything else is gonna fail due to AI.
The outstanding irony is that IBM (International Business Machines) used to be a hardware company 😂.
Ex-IBMer here. Company was f-ed ever since they sold many of its hardware departments and dumped all the money into the software. The whole time Ginni was in charge it was one fiasco after another.
Apparently there used to actually be a time where the company's profits from production and services were more important than the stock price 😮
I.B.M. = I Bought Mistakenly
That last noise was relatable for way more than just this video 😂
Honestly, that reaction to "In a day" was Oscar-worthy, absolute masterclass
That's the visceral reaction I'd expect to that news😂
Trading at 2,86x ARR? Didn't know Summer Steam Sale applies to stocks as well, nice.
Don’t worry, give the CEO a massive bonus for being honest with shareholders and fire half the staff you’ll be fine
People started flocking to the shovel instead of picking for gold LOL
I used to look after IBM storage. The amount of money they wanted for a monitring system for it was obscene. They literally sold us the storage but the tooling to monitoring was EXTRA. Mad.
These guys are too funny
the market can be wrong for longer than IBM can be liquid
IBM forgot the M in their IBM...
*_Market Capitalization_** has no effect on the daily running of a corporation! It's just a calculation that traders like to gossip about! Remember that, once the stock leaves the market-making brokerage, other than possible dividends, it has no direct financial connection to the corporation for anyone beyond the few, principal stockholders!* For the vast majority of traders, shares of stock are essentially nothing but "baseball trading cards" with published car-bootsale prices.