There Is Only Much You Can On Google

I call it a proximity sensor… the closer you get, the worse it gets

Somehow my brain has confused "unbuttoning my pants" with "unlocking the front door to my house" and it's a race I sometimes lose.

Never gamble on a fart. - Plato

*My similar pee fact of life:* you can hold it in stop and go traffic for ages but the second you pull up to your home, your pelvic muscles say “close enough, GO GO GO!”

You know what,this just made me realize that modern comedians actually can spit absolute facts

He's right. Just approaching the bathroom my bladder starts bouncing around like a happy puppy

Now that he's voiced it, it'll come up in a google search after all

Ironically clips like this (especially from comedians) do make those kinds of things google able, there’s going to be someone who’s learnt from this clip so I won’t have to experience it in real life

My bladder and bowels recognize the bumps in the road leading to my house and they use it as their starting signal.

I think I almost died from laughter on this one. Laughed so hard tears were streaming from my eyes. Fortunately I'm buttoned so the "floodgates" remained intact.

Mr. Foxworthy's brand of clean humor Is excellent, and a breath of fresh air. He does a lot of observational humor, Kind of like Jerry Seinfeld if he was from rural Georgia.

As a truck driver this shit hits close to home

That example is 100% on the money! That's how I learned that lesson after quite a few beverages back in my wayward youth!

Just paused and googled if it was smart to unbutton pants on the way to the bathroom and it had the same answer. Apparently you should keep searching for ungooglable things.

is this the "are you smarter than a 5th grader" guy???

I saw him 35 years ago in Schaumburg Illinois at the funny Bone. This was before The Jeff foxworthy show I'll never forget that night! Wonderful memories great times!

This man is an American treasure we are so lucky😂😂❤

And the closer the get the worse you have to go.

This is where elastic waist comes in handy.... pretty much almost all my pants as I approach 60.... facts not google-able 😂.

Google can't prepare you for your first time hitting your big toe on the foot of the table