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That's... Actually a fantastic idea. I'd watch the hell out of that show

as they walk through the museum they point out random things and say "ohhh,, anne boleyn would have loved this couch."

And the police hire their arch nemesis, a werewolf K-9 officer

Adding fuel to the fire. They probably sold their old stuff after a few centuries before repeating the process all over again while making fortunes to set up another heist.

the ONLY thing I would change is that their old stuff would probably be in a British Museum

Coming soon to a cinema near you: “Vampires vs. The British Museum”

Team of vampires decide to make a movie with their one human friend, using their flight and inability to be seen on camera to do various special effects

The final villain is a security guard who's a horror movie buff. He barely survives the first film and comes back in the second as a much bigger threat as he opened his own security business.

I imagine them sneaking through the museum recognizing their friends old stuff. “Holy shit that’s Eric’s old sword. He’s gonna flip his lid when we give this back.”

Imagine a Yellowstone-looking tv show about a vampiric Bonnie & Clyde set through the Victorian-era to now [since they're immortal]

The sort of passion and creativity that modern Hollywood despises.

We need a TV show and a whole movie trilogy about this honestly

as a security guard, pls dont hypnotize me. Just by showing me that you can harm me, il hapily open any door you want. I dont get paid enough to care.

You got the art skills, so you should really make comics or graphic novels around that. This sounds too brilliant.

I GM'd Vampire: The Masquerade back in the 90s... This was one of my storys. Old vampire hires the party to get a necklace he gave a lover and wants it back... It's on a mummy in the egyptology wing of the field museum.

Museum Guard: *Watches through CCTV* "Why are the paintings and artifacts floating?"

Fun fact vampires wouldn't appear on old mirrors which had silver backing however new one's have aluminium back which means that they will appear both in mirrors and cameras

We could call it Night at the Muse- oh wait, that’s taken

I NEED this Wait they have a Fae lawyer who gets them out of trouble, too!

That would be fucin hilarious