THE TREE BOYFRIEND...

"Stop staring" hes just trying to understand lol who wouldnt

"So Jared what do you do for a living?" "I'm a Lumberjack" "...what"

Bamboozled I am genuinely shocked

_"An oak? Very impressive!"_ _"An Asian? Very impressive!"_

I'ma go climb a tree now

You a branch or trunk guy, and don't tell me you're one of those freaks into roots

Bro stahp staring at them branches. Stare at them roots 😩

Nobody's gonna say that the girl's mom has a meat girl shirt.

I gotta start dressing my trees now... Can't have the girls out like that😢

Jared gonna freak out if he has a human kid who innocently starts swinging from those branches

Who even turned Jared to a tree?

Bros staring at the tree's beaches💀

Missed a chance to say ‘gets the ol’ sap pumping’

"So the tree in our yard you just pointed at-" "In tree terms is a _baddie,_ yes. Love your daughter more though cuz you know.. several things in and outside of this particular topic." "Damn, didn't know how good we had it on this property..."

"My leaves are up here."

“You know, now that you mention it…”

THIS MANS TRYING TO MEET WITH A SAPLING!!!

Hes trying to helplessly relate to his daugters boyfrend😢

This got me staring at the branches

Bros never gonna look at trees the same way again 😂