Me when bro and his gf are fighting! 😏😉

"help yourself to anything" *Reaches for a second yogurt*

I would be “ ah shit my bad… bro can I have the yogurt”

At least he was polite enough to ask

I’ll be honest, I did not catch her sarcasm. I would’ve been like “oh cool, thanks” then got kicked out

I would’ve just said thanks and ate it because she said “sure”

Damn yogurt, NOW I WANT A BEER

it's never just a yogurt

I would’ve been like “pretend i’m not here, keep going”

Moral of the story, always ask when you’re in someone else’s house. 9 out of 10 times they’re gonna tell you “go ahead and help yourself to whatever you want” or “make yourself at home.” It’s that simple

Hugely slept on comedy movie.

Honestly I hate it when people act like that. He’s right it is just a yogurt and a simple “yes it would bother me” or even a “put it back” would absolutely suffice.

When visitors visit too often or won't leave

2 Guns is the movie, Marky Mark and Denzel shooting dudes and cracking jokes. Fun way to kill a couple hours

"Help yourself ti anything" Grabs butt

This movie was awesome

I would hav said thank you you are so kind😭I didn’t know she was being sarcastic 😂

"take anything you want" Me: *leaves with microwave* "See ya guys later"

I’ll give you some yoghurt back

That's why I don't have homies. Even if its my wife's yogurt, why are you coming in my home as a grown man and opening my fridge without asking? You better be my brother or sister before you do something like that.

Movie: 2 Guns ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐