Discord Is Cooked

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Must've been a bloodbath in chess servers.

"Our bans will not be applied without human review" - Discord, 2023

Breaking news: Discord has officially declared Microsoft Excel a threat to international security

Kind of reminds me when that one company tried to use AI to automatically censor manga and it kept mistaking the letter Y for cleavage and censoring it.

Probably protecting children from getting jumpscares from multiplication tables.

The main issue I feel with this is the fact that they allowed an automated system to take that big of drastic measures, and it kept on doing it, for several hours. How did Discord not notice this happening within the first few hours?

Dude you don't JUST GET suspended for this, Discord also reports you to the authorities, they ABSOLUTELY can not afford to have this kinda bug taking place

Fresh off the slop line

Reminds me of when Tumblr started banning porn. Someone figured out that it was just banning the color beige after they just posed a beige square.

incredibly nerve-racking fall guys win, i almost thought you lost for a second

Discord having problems has the same energy as “Fork found in kitchen”

the slop detests grid-shaped formations

Dead internet theory has evolved into internet powered by pure copium theory.

if your wondering, Discord uses a technology called PhotoDNA to detect CSAM, which is developed by Microsoft along with NCMEC, it is, in fact, not AI; instead, it uses hashing, which converts images and videos into a string that it can check against.

The C in the csam stands for chess

I feel bad for all the college students sharing Excel screenshots for capstone projects on Discord.

And yet they want us to trust them with our ID and face scanning

a nuke has been dropped on the chess discord server

""A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore, a computer must never make a management decision." - IBM (1979)