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"No, you said 'wet shirt don't break' not 'piss shirt bend bar'" ππ
Yo that sounds like lightning McQueen???
βIs that call relax?βππ€£π€£
βRelax it will cumβ was a absolutely diabolical line well runbing his shoulders well the other guys trying to pissππππ
50% of me: thatβs smart asf Other 50%: thatβs gay asf
Shanghai Noon - in case anyone is wondering.
Like every American untill they see the real ancient wisdomπππ
The finger thoππππ
mr. han and lightning mcqueen on some shenanigans.
the shoulder massage lmao
Kachow?
Jackie Chan the GOAT π
4000 years of ancient chinese martial arts.
"Piss Shirt Bend Bars" Elite knowledge.. π ππ
If anybody wants to know the movie itβs called itβs Marley and me
juice it up juice it up go!
Lightning mqueen on side quests
All that strength in one finger helped them get outπ π
More smelly water π
Title should be called: "Lightning Mcqueen and Jackie Chan escape from prison" πππ
"No, you said 'wet shirt don't break' not 'piss shirt bend bar'" ππ
Yo that sounds like lightning McQueen???
βIs that call relax?βππ€£π€£
βRelax it will cumβ was a absolutely diabolical line well runbing his shoulders well the other guys trying to pissππππ
50% of me: thatβs smart asf Other 50%: thatβs gay asf
Shanghai Noon - in case anyone is wondering.
Like every American untill they see the real ancient wisdomπππ
The finger thoππππ
mr. han and lightning mcqueen on some shenanigans.
the shoulder massage lmao
Kachow?
Jackie Chan the GOAT π
4000 years of ancient chinese martial arts.
"Piss Shirt Bend Bars" Elite knowledge.. π ππ
If anybody wants to know the movie itβs called itβs Marley and me
juice it up juice it up go!
Lightning mqueen on side quests
All that strength in one finger helped them get outπ π
More smelly water π
Title should be called: "Lightning Mcqueen and Jackie Chan escape from prison" πππ