I REALLY should've played Ultrakill sooner...

Pull up to my palace bro

wait until he finds out how to parry

"this is not a horror game" "something wicked this way comes."

I never thought my goat would ever play peak 🥹 (3FS, you can parry everything [mainly projectiles] by punching them at the right time! Unless they flash Blue)

Does he know he should’ve played Ultrakill sooner?

5:53 bro missed the parry mechanic 😭

3fs learning ultrakill mechanics is like watching an early primate discovering quantum physics some tips if the goat himself sees this: 1. You can parry almost everything with F, including projectiles and melee attacks, yellow flashes on certain enemies acts as a parry window. This mechanic is VERY important for a ton of things and you missed the tip ingame lol. Parrying gives you full health excluding hard damage. 2. The red nailgun that you were having issues with requires you to actually shoot nails into the target and its actually kinda crazy how much damage it can do. There is a bunch of mechanics in this game regarding electricity. 3. The green revolver's coins aren't just for the green revolver, but for any hit-scan weapon. You can throw a coin, switch to the blue revolver, charge it, and hit the coin and it would work as you would expect. There are a bunch of cool weapon combos you can do, so just try something weird and see if it works and you may be surprised as to what you can do. 4. I mentioned parrying, but this also includes your own projectiles. Press F immediately after firing the shotgun and you may be surprised. 5. The reason some enemies make the game freeze and then explode is because when they charge their projectiles, you can shoot them before they fire it to cause an explosion. Using coins will automatically target them too. As for the flamethrower guys, their gas tanks on their back's explode so the green revolver is pretty good against them. 6. You can also parry the purple floating guys when they fly into you. 7. Whats cool about some of the secret challenges in this game is that they can sometimes teach you obscure but useful mechanics, but don't expect to know straight away. (hint: 25:43 you were so close to stumbling upon one here) if anyone wants to put other tips in the replies here, feel free to

do NOT let bro find out about parries

My man is a biohazard

Can't wait for him to find out that he can perry his own shots from shotgun by punching them

"May your homies be many and your forehead large" - Gabriel, probably

I’m impressed he went through all of that without even knowing how to parry.

Eddie must be having a day wheezing in his unmade bed watching this rn

3fs and ultrakill holy shit this is a moment in history

legendary refresh pull

"i used to be a fps demon" crosshair placement wiping the floor like a janitor im crying yo

Yo max, hope your reading this. Since it's your first time playing, here's one tip: never stop moving. Slide, dash, and jump constantly. Learn to parry as early as you can, it heals you and hits like a truck. Don't stick to one weapon either; swap between them to build Style. Once you get comfortable with movement and parries, the game really clicks. Have fun, you're in for a WILD RIDE.

Bro, as soon as he mentioned, Doki Doki literature club I started tweaking you have to play that max🥹

4:19 mf stressing fighting 5 strays 🥹

"they chose me to save the universe" HELL NAH BRO ✌😭