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Juju man fell asleep against Croatia π
For those who don't know: Juju is the traditional way of saying "evil magic" in West Africa. I am from Nigeria, that's why I know.
Bro used baby powder magic
Juju is something u would hear from animeππ₯
At least he got cursed just against Ghana not forever π
NASA worker: aww cmon man I just found Kanes ball from 2022 then Gabrielβs ball now this πβοΈ
Bro can lead Ghana to win the world cup...ππ₯π₯
Ghana those juju magic come from the motherland itβs powerful
Now I bless him,I lift the curse,May he score in every match he plays β€β€
ME I WAS KANE I WOULD PRAY VERY STRONG
Juju didinβt work on Croatiaππ·π₯
That's why you gotta pray before ya matches g
Jesus is our Lord βοΈβοΈβοΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ
He's gonna use the black magic in the match against Croatia ππ
Harry kane Nightmare
yooooo im first W bro is built different btw
NASA now has another football to find in spaceπ
The Completely Over-the-Top 250-Step Tutorial on How to Touch Grass π± 1. Wake up. 2. Open your left eye. 3. Open your right eye. 4. Blink. 5. Blink again. 6. Stretch. 7. Yawn dramatically. 8. Confirm youβre alive. 9. Sit up. 10. Stand up. 11. Find your feet. 12. Wiggle your toes. 13. Locate the floor. 14. Step onto it. 15. Avoid tripping. 16. Regain balance. 17. Look around. 18. Find the nearest door. 19. Walk toward it. 20. Continue walking. 21. Reach the door. 22. Grab the doorknob. 23. Turn it. 24. Pull. 25. If it doesnβt open, push. 26. If it still doesnβt open, unlock it. 27. Open the door. 28. See sunlight. 29. Squint. 30. Breathe fresh air. 31. Step outside. 32. Close the door behind you. 33. Look around. 34. Find grass. 35. Confirm it isnβt green carpet. 36. Confirm it isnβt plastic. 37. Confirm it isnβt broccoli. 38. Nod. 39. Begin walking. 40. Take another step. 41. And another. 42. Keep going. 43. Donβt sprint. 44. Unless you want to. 45. Slow down. 46. Continue. 47. Observe birds. 48. Ignore the birds. 49. Continue walking. 50. Smile. 51. Youβre halfway to halfway. 52. Keep walking. 53. Donβt get distracted. 54. Ignore your phone. 55. Seriously. 56. Put it away. 57. Continue. 58. Look at the sky. 59. Nice sky. 60. Back to walking. 61. Notice the grass. 62. Itβs getting closer. 63. Keep going. 64. Resist the urge to Naruto run. 65. Walk normally. 66. Almost there. 67. Breathe. 68. Continue. 69. Nice. 70. Keep moving. 71. Stop one foot away. 72. Admire the grass. 73. Appreciate nature. 74. Think deep thoughts. 75. Forget those thoughts. 76. Bend your knees. 77. Lean forward. 78. Extend your arm. 79. Extend your other arm for balance. 80. Donβt fall. 81. Open your hand. 82. Spread your fingers. 83. Aim carefully. 84. Lower your hand. 85. Closer. 86. Closer. 87. Almost. 88. Not yet. 89. Closer. 90. Hover above the grass. 91. Pause dramatically. 92. Build suspense. 93. Continue suspense. 94. More suspense. 95. Even more suspense. 96. Hear imaginary movie music. 97. Nod. 98. Lower hand slightly. 99. Closer. 100. Still not touching. 101. Take a deep breath. 102. Lower one inch. 103. Pause. 104. Check wind speed. 105. Ignore wind speed. 106. Continue. 107. Look for ants. 108. Respect the ants. 109. Continue. 110. Lower hand. 111. Almost. 112. Keep steady. 113. Donβt sneeze. 114. If you sneeze, retry. 115. Continue. 116. Focus. 117. Ignore distractions. 118. Bird says hi. 119. Say hi back. 120. Continue. 121. Lower hand. 122. Closer. 123. Closer. 124. Even closer. 125. Almost. 126. Really almost. 127. This is taking forever. 128. Keep going. 129. Maintain confidence. 130. Stay determined. 131. Believe in yourself. 132. The grass believes in you. 133. Continue. 134. Lower hand. 135. Pause. 136. Dramatic pause. 137. More dramatic pause. 138. Imagine thousands cheering. 139. Ignore them. 140. Continue. 141. Lower hand. 142. Closer. 143. Closer. 144. Nearly there. 145. Almost. 146. So close. 147. Resist celebrating early. 148. Continue. 149. One centimeter left. 150. Nice. 151. Double-check target. 152. Yep, thatβs grass. 153. Continue. 154. Lower hand. 155. Keep steady. 156. Donβt panic. 157. Breathe. 158. Relax. 159. Continue. 160. The grass awaits. 161. Continue. 162. Stretch finger. 163. Stretch more. 164. Almost. 165. Pause. 166. Resume. 167. Lower. 168. Lower. 169. Lower. 170. Lower. 171. Tiny adjustment. 172. Another adjustment. 173. Continue. 174. Check finger. 175. Still attached. 176. Great. 177. Continue. 178. Smile. 179. Almost. 180. Continue. 181. Lower. 182. Lower. 183. Lower. 184. Tiny bit more. 185. Almost. 186. So close. 187. Ignore the squirrel. 188. Continue. 189. Lower. 190. Lower. 191. Tiny bit more. 192. Almost. 193. Keep steady. 194. No sudden movements. 195. Continue. 196. Lower. 197. Lower. 198. Almost. 199. Final approach. 200. Hold position. 201. Count down. 202. Five. 203. Four. 204. Three. 205. Two. 206. One. 207. Wait. 208. False alarm. 209. Continue. 210. Lower. 211. Almost. 212. Almost. 213. Almost. 214. Seriously almost. 215. Continue. 216. Tiny movement. 217. Another. 218. Another. 219. Another. 220. Almost. 221. Finger trembling. 222. Stay calm. 223. Continue. 224. One millimeter. 225. Half a millimeter. 226. Quarter millimeter. 227. Tiny adjustment. 228. Tiny adjustment. 229. Tiny adjustment. 230. Deep breath. 231. Continue. 232. Prepare. 233. Focus. 234. Lock in. 235. This is your moment. 236. Destiny awaits. 237. History is watching. 238. The grass is ready. 239. You are ready. 240. Lower finger. 241. Contactβ¦ 242. Almostβ¦ 243. Almostβ¦ 244. Touch the grass. 245. Feel the grass. 246. Congratulations. 247. Stand back up. 248. Declare victory. 249. Go back inside. 250. Immediately tell everyone online that you touched grass. ππ±
Not the baby powder guy
Proud to be Muslim
Juju man fell asleep against Croatia π
For those who don't know: Juju is the traditional way of saying "evil magic" in West Africa. I am from Nigeria, that's why I know.
Bro used baby powder magic
Juju is something u would hear from animeππ₯
At least he got cursed just against Ghana not forever π
NASA worker: aww cmon man I just found Kanes ball from 2022 then Gabrielβs ball now this πβοΈ
Bro can lead Ghana to win the world cup...ππ₯π₯
Ghana those juju magic come from the motherland itβs powerful
Now I bless him,I lift the curse,May he score in every match he plays β€β€
ME I WAS KANE I WOULD PRAY VERY STRONG
Juju didinβt work on Croatiaππ·π₯
That's why you gotta pray before ya matches g
Jesus is our Lord βοΈβοΈβοΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ
He's gonna use the black magic in the match against Croatia ππ
Harry kane Nightmare
yooooo im first W bro is built different btw
NASA now has another football to find in spaceπ
The Completely Over-the-Top 250-Step Tutorial on How to Touch Grass π± 1. Wake up. 2. Open your left eye. 3. Open your right eye. 4. Blink. 5. Blink again. 6. Stretch. 7. Yawn dramatically. 8. Confirm youβre alive. 9. Sit up. 10. Stand up. 11. Find your feet. 12. Wiggle your toes. 13. Locate the floor. 14. Step onto it. 15. Avoid tripping. 16. Regain balance. 17. Look around. 18. Find the nearest door. 19. Walk toward it. 20. Continue walking. 21. Reach the door. 22. Grab the doorknob. 23. Turn it. 24. Pull. 25. If it doesnβt open, push. 26. If it still doesnβt open, unlock it. 27. Open the door. 28. See sunlight. 29. Squint. 30. Breathe fresh air. 31. Step outside. 32. Close the door behind you. 33. Look around. 34. Find grass. 35. Confirm it isnβt green carpet. 36. Confirm it isnβt plastic. 37. Confirm it isnβt broccoli. 38. Nod. 39. Begin walking. 40. Take another step. 41. And another. 42. Keep going. 43. Donβt sprint. 44. Unless you want to. 45. Slow down. 46. Continue. 47. Observe birds. 48. Ignore the birds. 49. Continue walking. 50. Smile. 51. Youβre halfway to halfway. 52. Keep walking. 53. Donβt get distracted. 54. Ignore your phone. 55. Seriously. 56. Put it away. 57. Continue. 58. Look at the sky. 59. Nice sky. 60. Back to walking. 61. Notice the grass. 62. Itβs getting closer. 63. Keep going. 64. Resist the urge to Naruto run. 65. Walk normally. 66. Almost there. 67. Breathe. 68. Continue. 69. Nice. 70. Keep moving. 71. Stop one foot away. 72. Admire the grass. 73. Appreciate nature. 74. Think deep thoughts. 75. Forget those thoughts. 76. Bend your knees. 77. Lean forward. 78. Extend your arm. 79. Extend your other arm for balance. 80. Donβt fall. 81. Open your hand. 82. Spread your fingers. 83. Aim carefully. 84. Lower your hand. 85. Closer. 86. Closer. 87. Almost. 88. Not yet. 89. Closer. 90. Hover above the grass. 91. Pause dramatically. 92. Build suspense. 93. Continue suspense. 94. More suspense. 95. Even more suspense. 96. Hear imaginary movie music. 97. Nod. 98. Lower hand slightly. 99. Closer. 100. Still not touching. 101. Take a deep breath. 102. Lower one inch. 103. Pause. 104. Check wind speed. 105. Ignore wind speed. 106. Continue. 107. Look for ants. 108. Respect the ants. 109. Continue. 110. Lower hand. 111. Almost. 112. Keep steady. 113. Donβt sneeze. 114. If you sneeze, retry. 115. Continue. 116. Focus. 117. Ignore distractions. 118. Bird says hi. 119. Say hi back. 120. Continue. 121. Lower hand. 122. Closer. 123. Closer. 124. Even closer. 125. Almost. 126. Really almost. 127. This is taking forever. 128. Keep going. 129. Maintain confidence. 130. Stay determined. 131. Believe in yourself. 132. The grass believes in you. 133. Continue. 134. Lower hand. 135. Pause. 136. Dramatic pause. 137. More dramatic pause. 138. Imagine thousands cheering. 139. Ignore them. 140. Continue. 141. Lower hand. 142. Closer. 143. Closer. 144. Nearly there. 145. Almost. 146. So close. 147. Resist celebrating early. 148. Continue. 149. One centimeter left. 150. Nice. 151. Double-check target. 152. Yep, thatβs grass. 153. Continue. 154. Lower hand. 155. Keep steady. 156. Donβt panic. 157. Breathe. 158. Relax. 159. Continue. 160. The grass awaits. 161. Continue. 162. Stretch finger. 163. Stretch more. 164. Almost. 165. Pause. 166. Resume. 167. Lower. 168. Lower. 169. Lower. 170. Lower. 171. Tiny adjustment. 172. Another adjustment. 173. Continue. 174. Check finger. 175. Still attached. 176. Great. 177. Continue. 178. Smile. 179. Almost. 180. Continue. 181. Lower. 182. Lower. 183. Lower. 184. Tiny bit more. 185. Almost. 186. So close. 187. Ignore the squirrel. 188. Continue. 189. Lower. 190. Lower. 191. Tiny bit more. 192. Almost. 193. Keep steady. 194. No sudden movements. 195. Continue. 196. Lower. 197. Lower. 198. Almost. 199. Final approach. 200. Hold position. 201. Count down. 202. Five. 203. Four. 204. Three. 205. Two. 206. One. 207. Wait. 208. False alarm. 209. Continue. 210. Lower. 211. Almost. 212. Almost. 213. Almost. 214. Seriously almost. 215. Continue. 216. Tiny movement. 217. Another. 218. Another. 219. Another. 220. Almost. 221. Finger trembling. 222. Stay calm. 223. Continue. 224. One millimeter. 225. Half a millimeter. 226. Quarter millimeter. 227. Tiny adjustment. 228. Tiny adjustment. 229. Tiny adjustment. 230. Deep breath. 231. Continue. 232. Prepare. 233. Focus. 234. Lock in. 235. This is your moment. 236. Destiny awaits. 237. History is watching. 238. The grass is ready. 239. You are ready. 240. Lower finger. 241. Contactβ¦ 242. Almostβ¦ 243. Almostβ¦ 244. Touch the grass. 245. Feel the grass. 246. Congratulations. 247. Stand back up. 248. Declare victory. 249. Go back inside. 250. Immediately tell everyone online that you touched grass. ππ±
Not the baby powder guy
Proud to be Muslim