Geometry Dash has only been growing more and more popular, but it seems like everyone is expected to already understand the game. So I made this video to cover everything you would ever need to know, in a very serious manner that definitely does not make fun of anything. Enjoy! 🎨 Character art by Loafee! https://twitter.com/LoafeeBuns 🎨 Shrine background by NetBa! https://twitter.com/NetBa_Art If things look a little different, it's because this video was made in a new video editor (DaVinci Resolve)! I really enjoyed using it and will probably continue to going forward. 📙 Chapters: 0:00 - What's a Geometry Dash anyway 2:11 - How the game works 3:53 - Difficulty and progression 4:57 - The main levels 6:29 - Custom levels! 9:14 - How do you improve? 11:15 - Gearing up 12:45 - What levels should you play? 14:36 - The community! 16:03 - Some familiar faces 17:40 - All about RobTop 19:49 - Useful GD terms 22:21 - Thanks and have fun 🎵 Music: Greetings! from Rhythm Heaven Fever Jubilife City from Pokémon Diamond/Pearl Forest from Super Mario Bros. Wonder sans. from Undertale (Toby Fox) Let's Get Together Now! from OMORI (Pedro Silva) March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod Wii Shop Channel Paradise, Paradise from Deltarune (Toby Fox) Tunnel from Rhythm Heaven Street Crews from Project Sekai Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod Love Rap from Rhythm Heaven Fever With guest appearances from @EricVanWilderman, @Vortrox, @DoggieDasher, @KingSammelot, and technically @goodkiddlc ------------------------------------ 🎮 Second Channel - @GDSemicolon 🐦 Twitter - https://twitter.com/TheRealGDColon 🦋 Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/gdcolon.com 💻 Website - https://gdcolon.com If you're reading this, I totally remember Geometry Dash haha I played it on my iPad many years ago
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It's like explaining Stereo Madness to someone who's never played it and asking them to build it
when gd explained for people who play it
the ultimate larping guidebook
13:31 yes
Perfect video for the Jynxzi fans
15:41 Who's that handsome fella
can't wait for "how to jump in geo dash, the comprehensive guide (yes, this video DOES need to be 34 minutes long)" EDIT: YES I CALLED IT GEO DASH UNIRONICALLY I MADE THIS COMMENT BEFORE THE VIDEO PREMIERED GEO IS JUST A SHORTENING OF GEOMETRY DEAL WITH IT
12:45 Estrogen should count as a performance enhancing drug for GD, it worked wonders for me
can't wait for colon to randomly get motivated and upload twice in 2 months
13:57 That's a fall lol.
1:45:30 my favourite part when colon finally finishes talking about how to jump in gd
10:16 New name for accurate hitboxs
funny squar jup over tringles boom explained
creator.... score 😭😭8:32
YOUR NOTIFICATION MADE ME CRASH AT 92% BLOODBATH I SWEAR TO FREAKING GOD edit: damn what a coincidence 92%
This is either a simple GD tutorial or a deep dive into the mechanics and/or lore and I'm here for it eitherway
5:17 Doug Doug reference
What are we on gang 😭😭😭 5:47
1:33 yea, totally
6:00 YOOO I KNOW THE DASH SPIDER IS BAD BUT CALM DOWN