Brb, on my way to the FIFA World Cup. SIUUU!!! Cast in order of appearance… Handsome Athletic Male : @ Sam Cornforth Concerned Girlfriend : @ Mind your own business Sixth Form Lad: @ Harry Rose Sixth Form Lad: @ Andrew Bald Sixth Form Lad: @ Harri Cornforth Written, edited & directed by me x *learnt everything I know on FIFA street. 🐐
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“I think I’m just wiping too hard to be honest with you” 😭😭
DISCLAIMER ⚠️ - No football CGI was used in the making of this video. & - No pee pees were hurt in the making of this video.
If you miss you will think about it for the rest of the day 😂
I was out walking once and kicked these kids' ball back with the side of my foot while it was in mid-air, without breaking my stride. Been chasing that high ever since 😩
That bit with the ball bouncing off the post was oddly satisfying 😅😅
I always fail kicking it back lol
Before I clicked the video I read "back" as "sack" 😭
That twerk shot 😂😂😂
I’m convinced Sam can literally do anything by accident.
*Hits three bell-ends in a row.* Hat trick!!!
Palmer, Bellingham, Sakka, Toney, CORNFORTH, pressure?! WHAT PRESSURE. 🥶
"there's like a felt tip marker down there, no matter how much I wipe"
All in one take as well what a damn pro! Can’t wait to see you in the prem next season
Fuck this was funny 😂😂
Get this Man on the England sqaud right NOW He'll bring it home lads😂
Why are these always ridiculous seeming but at the same time too damn relatable 😂❤
This is so accurate 😂 I remember being in lanzarote and feeling this exact pressure on holiday 😂 There was a group of local kids on this elevated astroturf pitch and their ball went downhill onto the street next I was walking on. I had two options the long goal kick and risk fluffing it or over kicking it or going through a small gate which was admitting defeat. I went for the "from the hands goal kick and it literally landed at the lads foot. Absolute fluke beqcause I'm shit at footy(I was always in goal 😂) but felt like Manuel Neuer for the next few hours 😂😂
Starting the video with a conversation about why your bum hole looks like Rudolphs nose 😂😂 genius!
Extremely relatable, unfortunately 😂❤
“I think I’m just wiping to hard” uhh 😳