World Cup Situation Is Hilarious

There was also Kiwi player Tim Payne who got millions of followers because of some Argentinian dude for being the least known player lmao

This is why 'safe' bets arent always safe. ..

I mean I assume those guys are mega rich but there’s just so little point to even betting that much… what was an extra 80 grand gonna do other than fund a vacation celebration that they could have already afforded? Quite literally the definition of picking up pennies in front of a steam roller.

Slop so good, I cared for sports for the first time in my life. Glad that that's over.

I’m annoyed because I live north of Atlanta and I’m doing some international travel next week. 8 games are being hosted in Atlanta, a city with atrocious traffic, poorly designed roads, an atrocious airport, and a metro system that barely covers any of the city and is a magnet for muggings. It’s gonna be awful getting there and leaving when I come back when the World Cup is still gonna be ongoing. I feel bad for anyone who’s first and probably only experience in the us is in Atlanta

The goal keeper didn't go famous only for his performance, on the hispanic side of things there was this argentinian guy who studied each player to find out who was the least famous one, which happened to be Cape verde so he recorded a tik tok proposing the idea of making Cape a famous football player and it went viral.

Dolan mistakenly doxxed himself, saying, "New Zealand, our team, usually sucks". The slop is geolocated

0:21 "Cap Verde" Holy, Pyrocynical ahh pronunciation

we don't suck New Zealand's technically undefeated lol

I 100% thought the news would be that someone dressed up as Hitler to satisfy a long shot bet of "Will Hitler attend the World Cup?"

can we get more world cup slop but like, a different cup. maybe a mug or a glass or something

"ChatGPT tell me which team is going to win no mistakes perfect prediction only"

At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if people start betting on Dolan’s plays.

The day people understand expected value is the day when betting dies. The only true safe bet is arbitrage.

Pretty sure the people betting multiple millions basically see that amount as pocket change Since if 8m is your total net worth, you just stick it in a standard portfolio and live comfortably off of it for the rest of your life

Any gamble is always still a gamble. Don't gamble? You always win.

dude losing 8.6m and 13m payout lowkey makes me proud to be an egyptian

Love the world cup slop, please continue!

It's a blessing that I have NEVER been to online betting in my entire life 🙏

DOLAN YOU’RE A KIWI TOO???