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The girls in the hallway wearing crop tops watching the priβ¦
The girls in the hallway wearing crop tops watching the principal cry over a car shirt: ποΈπποΈ"
βCrazy loreβπ
"My mom would beat my Ahh"πππππππππππ I fell on the floor laughing πππππ
"Its just the goat Lightning Mcqueen" W HIS SHORTSπ₯π₯π₯
The way his mom gasped at his last line oooh he def gon get his ass beat for thatπ
Moral: Don't Judge too quickly
The principal literally gave us the most thrilling backstory just because of a Lightning McQueen t-shirt ππ
"My mom is going to hit me Ahh"π I fell to the floor laughing so hard ππ
''My Mum would beat my Ahh'' Got meππ
Imagine the mom's face trying to explain to the superintendent why her son got expelled." π₯
Who expells for wearing a speed mcqueen Jacket πβοΈ
"I need to flex"ππ
Bro really listened to the principal's deep emotional trauma and responded with 'Crazy lore, let me go flex.ππ
That's not a school principal, that's an anime villain with a tragic past
β My mom would beat my ahhβ I canβt stop laughing ππππ
He really tried to expel a kid because of a Kachow-induced flashback." π
βCrazy lore but can i go back to class? I need to flex on these hoseβ *mom gets mad in the background* ππ
"Bro's trauma is sponsored by Pixar."
"My mum would beat my ahh" ππππ got me laughing
Nahh the traumaππ