46 bosses. One ranking video. Stop reading the description and watch it already! Link to the data: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uz_NttfH1X-i3-Mlnrx6z6V4D13sj7ErhbgHHELlzog/edit?usp=sharing Check out my game, Titan Shell, on Steam! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1964860/Titan_Shell/ Check out my Discord server, mossbag & friends! https://discord.gg/mossbag Please follow me on Twitter. I equate my self worth to my follower count: https://twitter.com/mossbag69 Too cool for Twitter? Fine, here's my Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/mossbag.bsky.social Link to script/list of songs: https://mossbag.com/silksong-bosses-ranked-objectively-script/ Video chapters: 00:00 Blah blah blah 02:34 Dead Guy 04:26 Walking Broccoli 05:34 Lock her up 07:47 Deep down... I'm a beast 08:58 I would not still love you if you were a vyrm 09:47 r/fuckgettinggood 10:59 Bro calm down 13:31 Who? 14:58 Hornet's first victim 15:24 So are they lesbians or...? 16:21 Please come back to the arena 17:31 Lit AF 18:20 Frog 20:04 Hoarder 21:32 Oh my goodness gracious 23:33 ...Should I come back later? 24:33 Those two drill bugs in Blasted Steps 25:25 I hope William got fired for this too... 26:40 Old man but emo 27:54 No moor... Please, no moor 28:31 Revenge is not worth it, kids 29:29 I showed you my b-hole, please respond 30:23 Me flying my kite 31:55 Get stickbugged 32:54 My dog 33:37 O Brother, where art thou? 34:38 Giant flower 35:27 Your honor, League of Legends. Death. 36:44 Crusty Daddy 38:31 That lesbian from the internet 40:13 I hate the floor 41:02 This boss really grinds my gears 43:18 Lace 100-99 43:56 Is that a... gh... ghost! 45:06 Evil Grandma 47:31 TROBBBBIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 49:03 Don't get up on my account 50:41 WA WA WA WA WA WA 51:39 The world has collapsed. Also, I'm purple now. 52:48 Is the Schumacher version really that bad? 56:06 Lace... again! 57:08 I'm sorry for your loss 58:00 Go, my gay robots! 59:49 Lace again... again! 1:01:34 Okay, she's kinda slaying 1:02:28 Silksong's greatest boss! 1:04:31 That's all, folks!
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A Mossbag upload? In this economy!?
Mossbag is ranked #1 on youtubers whose opinions I blindly add to my own
palestag get behind me
48:25 mossbag says "if i ever die" instead of "when i die" he might be a higher being... food for thought...
my ass at #2 forgetting about First Sinner and wondering if mossbag put the Big Flea at #1 XD
"gilly? Who the fuck is gilly? If they are in the game, they are very well hidden" has gotta be the greatest bit ive ever seen in a video
I can't beleive how high plasmafied Zango is on the list. Truly revolutionary.
Number 7: Grey Prince Zote. Very bold and interesting pick 👍
I always thought that the wish for Gurr fight was left by Gurr themself to lure you. You think you are hunting Gurr, but it actually Gurr hunting you
Mossbag ranking bosses like a loving mother. Like some kind of moss mother
0:10 I'm gonna love all of my children, and equally. I'll be dividing my love into seven equal sections, or "Love" Quadrants". Each quadrant will-"
justice for Ass Jim
saying "if she's in the game she must be insanely well hidden" about Gilly made me laugh
21:41 I can’t believe you’d rank me so low. You used to be my idol, mossbag.
I've always felt like the biggest reason for Grand Mother Silk being fairly "easy" is that she's basically just woken up and she's still pretty sleepy and kind of flailing around at the Hornet shaped alarm clock and not being terribly cognizant of what's going on.
So the two healing bosses in the game got first and last place, completely organically? Damn, that's kinda beautiful
45:55 for me, i think the fact that she's so easy is actually really fitting, since while a radiance is a goddess who is in her prime due to her infection spreading, GMS is a goddess that is being spread so thin that its a miracle shes as powerful as she is in the fight. you gotta think about the context here in that shes actively funneling a LOT of her power into the upkeep of lace- to the point where shes actively sending out minions (who shes also using her power to control, possibly also draining her) to hunt down weavers to, most likely, absorb their power over silk
I love how mossbag has a fun play of words to introduce each boss and then we get "Lace 2 is fucking bussin' "
Oh boy I can't wait to see where my favorite character Alchemist Zylotol ranks!
holy refresh pull