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We have so many phrases for talking shite about people in the nicest way possible
If he found a plaster (band-aid) ...he'd cut himself (stingy). That lad still has his Communion money. (stingy). Why so many about being stingy? Its an insight into the Irish norm of sharing what little you have. Being poor is one thing but being stingy is unforgiveable 😁
All of these are said in northern England
Peel an orange in his pocket with a pair of boxing gloves on
Mike Rice is so fucking funny I have seen him live twice, top tier comic.
This guy is not representing English people he’s just not very bright
so tight, if you dropped a £1 coin it hits you on the back of the head on the way down
i haven't heard the 'he could peel an orange in his pocket' - i have heard 'still has his communion money' which is hilarious.
I'm irish and I've never heard these 😂😂😂
I never knew he’d peel an orange in his pocket was an Irish saying. We say that in Glasgow too
What? Hens dont have teeth, you say that when you cant find something, its as rare as hens teeth
my granda loved "he's one arm longer than the other" and I hadnt a clue what he meant
“Rare as hens teeth” was a a commonly used phrase around me growing up in England.
I'm irish and I've never heard the hens teeth or the 2 coats of paint but knew what ya meant straight away
Rare as a hen teeth = #rockinghorseshit because chickens do not have teeth. Tight as two coats of paint = ACTUALLY means very secretive/confidental/reliable. Hanging the teabags on the washing line = DOES mean a miser. Peeling an orange in his pocket = a stoic, unshakable, exceptionally deceptive or sly person #butterwouldnotmelt
rare as hens teeth doesn't mean that ffs 😂😂😂 and I say that as an Irish man
my dad uses "(s)he could eat an apple through a letterbox" a lot
"He still has his communion money" "He'd eat his dinner in the drawer" "He wouldn't put his hand in his pocket to scratch his arse" "He arrived with one arm as long as the other" "He has deep pockets but short arms"
That is not what "rare as hens teeth " means. 🤦
Imagine being called gay by someone named Rufus 😂