Haunted yet livable.

The house was cheap, but it gave him the creeps.

The scares gave him a fright, but his money was too tight

The spirits lived under his floor, but he had no choice, since he was poor

He may have gotten chills, but he also has to pay the bills

The house was haunted, but he doesn't feel daunted

Cheap real-estate got him in his flow state😂

Although he was scared, the price of rent made him prepared

If the rent is cheap, he won’t move a heap

“That was pretty scary, but I ain’t going nowhere!” “DAMN IT!!!!”

The scares came out a night, but to their fright, he found it a delight!

Too tight on money he lived with ghosts in harmony.

There needs to be a sitcom about a guy who rents a haunted house for cheap and eventually makes friends with ghosts

The rent had a good deal,it was kinda of a steal,but it turned out to be scary, but it still was legendary

He somehow found a house in the Grand Twenty-Six, but e'en an icky mouse pales to its freakishness.

Are yall goddamn Shakespeare?

He’s a good host to all those ghosts

The way the hand started petting him after he hi-fived it

there is no way he is leaveing that house afther that 😭🥀

The rent was cheap, the deal was Sweet, but Monsters roamed in every street. The house was Nice, the price was right, but something growled there every night.

The monsters made him mortified, but his savings left him satisfied