Chud this. Chud that. Chud your way to a shower pal. TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/the_grim_kleaper My main channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUqLwBXfSeA4auWIX1ZLZJw Twitch VODs: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaWLeFN4g85fwWByOj1muHQ 0:00 Intro 1:07 Kleaper believes everything is fine 24:04 Kleaper meets the Chuds 32:18 Kleaper doesn't understand research 43:06 Kleaper blows up the planet on accident Music used: Lotsa Age of Empires II and PvZ music. One song from Starcraft Brood War Intro song is Cracked Plate (instrumental) by Makeup and Vanity Set Bloons TD Jazz Theme at 32m 15s Verminator from Look Outside (song by Eric Schumaker) at 46m 30s War Season from LISA at 49m 00s Edited by: @Neverian
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"Made by same people as Elysium 5" very noticable. Terrifying implications.
So basically just conquest of elysium 5 but 3D peak
Unstoppable scroll vs. Unskippable Thumbnail
Anytime a game look like it came straight out of the 1990s with positive reviews, you know it’s gonna be the most diabolical complex gameplay loop you will ever experience.
One time I went on a date with a man where he made a joke where the punch line was Cthulhu and I had no idea what was he also ate all of my food right off my plate
Lategame multiplayer dominions is basically a divine jojo fight with how many magical asspulls everyone has "My spell, perpetual storm, makes it so that your puny winged men cant fly anywhere in the world!" "You fool! You forgot that my god is a giant teleporting rock rapidly approaching your Spellcasters location!" "No, your the fool! because i built a superhuman commander specifically to break giant teleporting rocks!" "No, your the- Wait, why are both our armies suddenly aging to dust" "OH MY GOD ITS THE SKELETON POPE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR"
Step 1: Turn commanders insane Step 2: ??? Step 3: Prophet!
Every 10 minutes this video introduced a new mechanic and every 10 minutes I became less qualified to understand what was happening.
I was hedging my bets on Reggie getting to Dominions first, but it was the bird the whole time. Hats off. now play c'tis for the chemical warfare
The Dominions series is the mythology version of spilling all of your action figures on the floor and making them fight each other and making up the most intense lore possible for it all as a child, except that you need a 2-year degree to learn to play it.
kleaper if she doesnt know cthulu lore she isnt meant for you
On the downside, you didn't get a second date. On the upside, cthulhu received a new sacrifice.
Reminds me of the classic /tg/ thread where someone accidentally managed to create a true monster when their Eater of the Dead became their prophet and ate too many dead
The illithids getting too tired of casting spells and instead casting hands on MOOSE KNIGHTS and freaking winning was absolutely amazing XD
Remember, kids, a chance of being hit by a lightning bolt, a hundred spears and an extra powerful soul slay are low, but never 0!
Dominions is the kind of game you can play for 200 hours and still be a beginner.
0:47 that's a very very scary sentence coming from a guy that played Conquest of Elysium 5 before
I died a little bit every time Kleaper said Illithid like that.
Thumbnail so visible, one can see it from Mars.
Breaking the man who breaks games is an achievement