Don't order whiskey like this 😅 #whiskeyadvice

I usually order whiskey gay, where they mix it with coke and ice.

"Whiskey without any shit"

This is why i stopped drinking. Too many sweats

I just scream "BAPTIZE ME" and let them figure it out

Thank you dude people talk to me like im an idiot when they order their spirits or martini completely wrong and I clarify because I know they don’t know what they’re talking about

"don't do that it's just confusing" after saying a bunch of random words for "" with ice" "normal" and "shaken"

"Id like a whiskey, straight" "Actually im gay" "... which time you end your shift?"

"Just give me a fuckin' whiskey with nothin' in it, damn."

I usually order it "in space" where they put it in a freeze drier for 15 minutes and give me the disc of frozen whiskey extract

Please turn this into a poster I can display at the bar

Oh yes this is a lot easier than saying: "With Ice" "Without Ice", "Shaken with/ice" optional "Strained" you know because half the fun of ordering from a bartender is pretending you're a 1930's Gangster.

Me who doesn't drink at all: "Hmm interesting.."

“Hey what can I get for y-“ “JUST GIVE ME AN ALCOHOL PLEASE”

Always remember to order your poison correctly kids.

I order my whiskey gay with a peeled lemon on the side for a little zesty pzass

I don't really go to bars, but I have a question, why not just ask for "hey, can I get a whiskey?"

Straight whiskey straight up neat on the rocks.

If i order straight, it's because i forgot "from the bottle" And i should be cut off.

Whiskey drinkers: "You have to order in this particular very specific way we made up and if you don't we'll look down on you." Also whiskey drinkers: "Why does no one think we're cool?"

“let me get a whiskey, hold the bullshit”