I Was Paid To Be Very Mean To A Slime

Hi DF, youre probably not gonna see this, but I'm just a tired teenager that comes home at exactly 5 minutes before your videos air (11 pm my time), and i just wanted to thank you for the consistency in your content, if i could buy a membership, i would!

Watching the knights just shoot off into the 5th dimension so willingly is so damn funny to me. They just eat some stew then launch themselves at the king slime and bounce into the stratosphere like "i believe i can fly~"

The Gnorp Apologue but with slime!

The chefs the entire game: “What am I, chopped liver?”

sir.... sir.... add more chefs!!! more food supply!!!

7:57 “We got just the tip but the tip counts”- DF

Blue slime chef: "I will cook my kin so you will not eat ME."

All shit and giggle until it's a blue slime name rimuru

Sounds dangerously funny!

I wasn't expecting jumping wizards. It's entertaining to watch. More of this please.

"fire" wizard is great

I have it on good authority that the knights are safe, sound and being trained by professionals to do motorcyle jousting against wheeled castles.

Could also click the small stacks just before they reach the big slime. Remember you can throw them also, it will slow regen health. The more tall stacks disrupted less heal

11:39 that’s what she said

Has anyone got an ad for idle chess that is literally just DFs vídeo? Is DF even aware his vídeo is being used as an ad?

Another night, another awesome video! My nightly routine continues!

This is one I’d actually really love a second video on, I bet you could finish it in one more

15:00 yes the strawberry tree

5:41 Did you say steaks?! Oh see now you got me all excited =)

I was not paid to watch this 😂❤