Best “Knock Knock” joke ever #shorts

Home alone ahh prank

For those who don't know: When the zombie apocalypse finally arrives—not with sirens, but with a suspicious silence—you quickly realize that all survival guides lied, because you are standing in your kitchen holding nothing but a spoon and the crushing responsibility of your own decisions. The spoon, slightly scratched and emotionally unprepared, becomes your closest ally as you crouch behind furniture, using its curved surface to spy on hallways like a low-budget spy movie, while common sense screams at you not to trip over your own shoelaces. Instead of fighting zombies like a movie hero (which common sense immediately cancels), you use logic to stay quiet, turn off unnecessary lights, and resist the powerful urge to dramatically whisper “hello?” into dark rooms. Hunger becomes a bigger enemy than fear, and the spoon once again proves its worth by helping you eat cold leftovers directly from the container, because plates are a luxury of the past. You learn that zombies are loud, clumsy, and terrible at doors, while humans—if they stop panicking—can survive by hiding, thinking, and making smart choices like not knocking things over at the worst possible moment. Slowly, the chaos outside fades into background noise as you realize survival isn’t about strength or weapons, but about staying calm, staying quiet, and respecting the absurd fact that a spoon and basic intelligence might actually be enough to outlast the end of the world. Do NOT try to fight zombies; you are not built like that Use the spoon as a mirror, a noise-maker, and an emotional support object If a place looks scary, don’t enter it (this is common sense, please) Avoid malls, hospitals, and anywhere zombies would logically go first Walking quietly > running dramatically If you drop the spoon, accept your fate internally but retrieve it carefully Zombies hear panic; calm people survive longer Lock doors, block exits, and never trust a “quick look” Eat when you can, sleep when it’s safe, overthink later Remember: heroes die early, smart weirdos survive

WE BURNING THE HOUSE DOWN WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Knock knock who's there at the door right now

Bro is sadistic💀

Roses are red, what I say next is true, violets are purple it's not even blue

He would have had that torch going for awhile in order to have it hot on the other side of the door

It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits Edit: sorry if you didn’t find it happy but i hope to the people that found this funny has/had a great day

Respect the person who wrote how to survive a zombie apocalypse

Why do math look sad? Because it has too many problems😂🎉🎉🎉😅😅

Even though it's fake, it's still funny as😂😂

Bro got the home alone 1 trap treatment 💀

Its all shits and giggles until someone actually shits and giggles.

It's all shits and giggles until you giggle a shit ☺️

Its meant to be fake ,what you expect him to hit it up for real and let the guy burm for real?? Like cmon its comedy its supposed to be funny would it be funny if it was real ? Fyi if u laugh at sum like this (and its real) then theres sum wrong with you MENTALLY

For those who dont know: ok so the lore of fnaf is starts somewhere in 1937-39 when William Afton lost his wife somewhere before these years and gone mentally unstable and made a circus world, baby's circus world which he closed just a bit later just after his daughter Elizabeth gone too close to circus baby and was scooped into herself and crying child saw that getting traumatized, somewhere around the same date William closed circus baby and met Henry Emily befriending with him and opening Freadbear's family dinner in which they used spring lock animatronics which could be used also for humans to wear but it was risky since spring locks could go off and kill the person in suit which crying child saw once too as well what traumatized him even more and his older brother Michael Afton started bullying him and in his own b'day shoved his head in freadbear's mouth causing crying child to squirm and cry causing the spring locks go off and Freadbear biting off half of crying child's head what caused Freadbear's family dinner to close, some years later opened one small place which Henry worked on alone without William causing William to get extremely mad and catch daughter of Henry, Cassidy outside of the building and then killing her and leaving her body at the dumpster behind the building as puppet went outside and laid besides the body due to being too broken from the rain and causing remnant from Cassidy to inhabit puppet and posses her some more of deaths happened in that building due to Williams rage and it led the building to close, some years later in 1987 Henry opened a new Pizzeria with animatronic ideas that was made while he was working with William which made William mad again and he went to kill kids in new pizzeria again this time stuffing 5 bodies of 5 kids in classic withered 5, freddy, bonnie, chica, foxy and golden freddy. new pizzeria closed again because William rigged the security system in toy animatronics causing them to attack parents of kids and Mangle bitting off half of head from a night guard causing the most famous bit of 87, few years later there was opened pizzeria once again with now withered animatronics being fixed but being stuffed with remnant of kids that was killed causing them to go alive during nights, at that very same time Michael Afton starts working there and due to looking like William was target of animatronics, later on Mike Afton was fired for illegally interrupting in animatronic systems and stinking, some time later in that pizzeria William takes apart animatronics setting souls of kids free as they corner him in "safe room" where personal was dying and he in hopes to get saved by his trustworthy suit of yellow rabbit, spring bonnie, puts it on he dies from spring locks going off so after that pizzeria burns down as William with it damaging the suit and corpse of his, yet some years ago before it all Michael went into already closed circus world of circus baby and died there from hands of ennard and getting scooped his organs out so ennard could use body of Michael as suit, once he got out he left body but remnant have bring Michael back to life as he decided to put end to his father's deeds he gets job in pizzeria from fnaf 2 which goes before fnaf 1, and Michael was fired after interrupting into animatronics system and stinking since he's corpse of a human, so he decides to go in pizzeria from fnaf 1 and he gets fired for the same exact reason, and so after many years somewhere in 2015 william was found within remnants of once to be pizzeria and 2 guys buy all stuff that was found there and made a horror attraction, Fazber's Fright, and Michael gets job there facing his father as now only urging to kill animatronic with phantoms as ghosts of the past, after it the horror attraction burns down with all the phantoms and remainings of animatronics setting kids who once possessed animatronics finally free and rest in heaven, and some years later like 2016-18 Fazber entertainment with Henry Emily as head of it selling new pizzeria and financing it as Michael Afton buys it and gets in all animatronics, which are Scrap baby, his sister Elizabeth, Lefty, a trap for puppet who's possessed by Cassidy, scraptrap, his father William, and molten freddy, remnant of ennard, and so after doing so he lures everyone under the pizzeria into specifically made to entrap every of these, Henry emily starts "termination protocol" setting on fire entire place and burning down everyone with himself as Michael stays there to die with his father and sister, then somewhere in 2019 Fazber entertainment releases VR game where they put chip from scraptrap as William survives as form of virus that gotten in head of the tester of the game.

The perfectly cut scream tho😂😂😂😂😂

Bro teamed UP with Kevin mcCallister with this one

Little bro, that’s not how it works

the way he was so innocent BRO😢