Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host @HannahBerner of @GigglySquad ! Hannah is back and helping us determining if the people in these stories should have minded their business or not. Like do you tell your DIL she's wrong about the earth being flat? Do you change your outfit because your ex told you to? Or what do you do when your husband's mistress is stalking you?! Speaking of business get ready for her new special on Hulu -- None of my Business!! Can't wait to hear your thoughts on these ones. Checkout Hannah's Special & Content: https://www.hulu.com/movie/hannah-berner-none-of-my-business-dcf075e6-79ce-4cbe-b6a4-153f0970fa88 https://www.instagram.com/HANNAHBERNER/ Partners: Credit Karma: Download Credit Karma today and get the credit you deserve. State Farm: This episode is sponsored by State Farm. A State Farm agent can help you choose the coverage you need. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Patreon BONUS Content including FREE stories: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes NEW MERCH: https://shop.twohottakes.com WRITE IN TO US!! Our SubReddit! https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/ Full length Audio only episodes available on all podcast platforms! Index: 00:00 -- Start 04:45 -- Story 1 AITAH for not telling a girl at the gym about her butthole hole 16:29 -- Story 2 TIFU by forgetting my car auto-connects to Spotify 28:56 -- Story 3 AITA for making my DIL cry when proving the earth was round 40:28 -- Story 4 My husband confessed something and I don't know how to feel. 1:00:24 -- Story 5 I 32F think my husband’s (40M) mistress is stalking me. 1:12:38 -- Story 6 AITA for telling my niece the truth about Hannah Montana? 1:26:27 -- Story 7 AITA for not changing my outfit for a friend's birthday dinner because my ex said his new girlfriend would feel uncomfortable Story Links: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1tqpn4r/aitah_for_not_telling_a_girl_at_the_gym_about_her/ https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1tptna3/tifu_by_forgetting_my_car_autoconnects_to_spotify/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1sewslr/removed_by_moderator/?share_id=taGh4FweKGNUNYj-Qa5aY&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1tk1d5g/my_husband_confessed_something_and_i_dont_know/ https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1tnhtpz/i_32f_think_my_husbands_40m_mistress_is_stalking/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/kx5ui6/aita_for_telling_my_niece_the_truth_about_hannah/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1tox563/aita_for_not_changing_my_outfit_for_a_friends/
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First day on earth would be an amazing theme for an episode
No panties with leggings in a workout class is CRAZY
Saw a quote on instagram that said “Everything is a conspiracy theory when you don’t know how anything works” and I can’t unhear it 😂
Morgan looks SO GOOD this episode 😍🫶
BUTTHOLE HOLE has me rolling 🤣🤣🤣😬
If my daughter in law was telling my grandkids that the world was flat and my son was going along with it, I'd be twice as pissed at him.
Hey fun fact: R Kelly’s royalties now go to his victims instead of him 💃💃💃
Story 3 proves I would go to hell because I would be calling that daughter in law stupid to her face. I have no patience for people like that, especially because she is propagating that BS to her children and I wouldn't apologize either.
I’m ready to tell my cat my hottest takes about each story
Listening to smut is so different than reading it!!! it feels so intrusive when someone is saying the words out loud, like you just walked into something you shouldn’t have 😂
I knew I found my people when she mentioned Hanes cotton granny panties 😂😂😂
53:26 Jay saying him showing OP’s eventual husband how to procreate being quote “The second gayest thing” he’s done, is sending me!! Like wdym THATS the second? What was first? Having sex with a man??? 🤣🤣 Jay’s definitely at LEAST Bi. An icon honestly.
Time zones are legit one of the best ways to point out that the earth cannot be flat; and idk how you can deny time zones but idk how you can think the earth is flat when it’s obviously not🤣😭
40:08 Mom is in danger of her kids not believing her about anything and discounting her as they get older.
Not me thinking I’m early and there’s already 15 people here 😭🥰
First Annie Elise on Clues & now Hannah Berner on THT🤭 we are getting spoileddddd this week and I’m so here for it
The world is a gaint disc on the back of four elephants standing on a turtle flying through space and time. Rest in peace Terry Pratchett.
smut scenes start whenever I'm in public, when I'm home audiobooks are PURE AND DRY
I was pulled over on the side of the road to get rocks for my garden. People don’t usually stop to say anything to me so I had the windows down and an audiobook playing loudly out the window. As soon as it gets to a smutty scene, a cop pulls up next to my car to see if I was ok and heard the book playing and sped off as fast as possible after I told him I was ok. 😂🤦🏼♀️😂🤦🏼♀️😂🤦🏼♀️
1:13:30 the whole premise of the show is that they are the same person.