"Relatable" Reddit Confessions

I haven’t been able to please my David in so long thank you so much

I almost slept at a responsible hour

This video taught me what the fuck womb asmr is 😭

Time to switch the phone to the left hand

"this meal is the bomb i fucking love it" "3.5/10"

Finger in butt to loosen stool is actually a thing some doctors do to relieve constipation 😭😭

David I’ve been pleasing my David for so long waiting for you to post again…we all missed you…thanks for pleasing us, David.

"Gnomelander" genuinely made me explode LMFAO

Hold on: parents fighting while you're in the womb asmr sounds HARROWING

24:21. Fun fact: technically yes. Not fun fact: usually it’s in the hospital and done by a nurse questioning their life choices.

David I mean this in the nicest and most positive way possible, you have the longest canine teeth I have ever seen and I am fully convinced that you are a vampire. Have a nice day ˃͈◡˂͈

The non sub threat always legit scares me when I'm high oh my god

Im watching this in the middle of a prom (I was at prom and watching this cause I love him and the music was ass also it was posted 20 minutes ago at the time)

almost got david withdrawals thank you for pleasing us

Irans internet just came back I come to watch please david immediately

2:09 omg the nostalgia

In relation to the guy who shit himself, Im in the army and we did a month long field. No bathing, no toilets, nothing. We found used diapers in the trash. We never found out who it was

that one about shitting themselves at work is definitely alcoholism brother

14:13 i always think my life is bad until i hear some of these confessions dawg holy shit 😭

Out of all the reaction-type channels, yours is the one with the most contagious laughter and humor. Thanks for the laughs on a rough day bro