So Sony released a trailer for their new game, God of War: Laufey, featuring a story about Kratos' dead wife and a talking cube of jell-o. This may not have been the best idea...
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They had an ultimate money printing option, Kratos in Egypt…
They had an ultimate money printing option, Kratos in Egypt. Imaging him beating Anubis to death.
"Your mother is at peace now, boy." "You sure about that? You sure about that?"
Happy to see jelly cubes getting the representation they deserve.
The fact it was introduced as "20 minutes of uninterrupted gameplay" yet most of it was a cutscene
All this instead of going to Egypt
Out of all of the names throughout history and mythology The only name they could give to the giant talking cube of jelly is frank??....really?
Somebody's gonna mod that cube onto a washing machine for sure
Rolling on the floor Laufey-ing
God of War: Mom of Boy
OI HUGHIE, YOU'RE A BLOODY CUBE
“If YoU dOn’T lIkE iT dOn’T bUY iT” “OmG tHe GaMe BoMbEd BeCaUsE mUh MiSoGoNy”
This is like making the next Batman game "Arkham: Martha." That’s not what I signed up for.
The ABSOLUTE state of play
It's about time that gelatinous cubes get some representation.
Tony Stark: Not a great plan. 🎉
"The real god of war was the laundry we did along the way" I'm dead.
God of Fore...spoken.
the Uglification of beautiful things has no budget limit I guess...
I have to say there is a bit of poetic justice to Jack Quaid playing a spineless gelatinous mass.
Imagine not having pitched this first as a DLC and somehow convinced studio execs to make a full blown $60+ game.