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Jesus FUCK this was SUCH a good sequence of jokes
The funny thing is we measure cars in horses.
My favorite legs saying is βsheβs got legs all the way to her ass.β
Legs For Feet is Tarantino's final film
βBut then the bottom half of men stormed the capitalβ WAS INSAAAAAANE π
"That joke will be funnier when he's not president(applause) *in twelve years*" that flew over the audience
The most ADHD joke sequence and I didnt even notice till 2nd loop
The fosse shirt was entirely appropriate for this legs joke
The Harvard Bridge in Cambridge is measured in smoots. A bunch of MIT frat bros took one of their pledges, named Smoot, and had him lie down and mark his height all the way across the bridge. The official length is 364.4 smoots plus an Ξ΅ar.
The one lady catching on going "Oh"π
"this is not going to stand" - very clever, and no one picked up on it π
My dad says (in our tongue) "She has legs all the way to the ground" and I just think that's an amazing way to put it
I like "legs for miles." Conveys distance and the sentiment that her legs will take her far.
"in 12 years" went over people's head
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They named it the centimeter because apparently lowestpercentileofmenmeter didn't really roll off the tongue, so they just took the middle part out and put meter on the end of it
God, how LONG was this joke in the fucking lab, that was SO GOOD
"And rulers don't curve" π
I'm still convinced that this guy looks similar to Hugh Jackman in a way.
"This is not gonna stand!" Well that's only because it's half-cocked