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Things you don't want to hear on a train: "We'll sort it. See it, say it, sorted." After every bloody station.
"Please mind the gap between the timetable and reality." 😂
There was a Frankie Boyle joke: Hello, this is your captain speaking... and I am Ibrahim and I'll be your hijacker today.
"bing bong" The train now arriving on platforms 4, 5, and 6 . . . was blown up on platform 7.
On a plane: "This your captain. Our final engine has given out, and we're about ready to plunge 30,000 feet to our fiery deaths. You might want to spend the remaining time telling your favorite Southern Rail jokes."
"Sir, you can't m*st*rb*t* on a train, you need to get off... NO, NOT LIKE THAT!"
My parents had a dachshund that would go nuts and start barking whenever we passed over a bridge. She surprised my aunt, because my parents didn't tell her ahead of time.
As a guy who does need to sit in the direction the train is going in I say: yes people like me are weird
This is your captain speaking, if you look out the left window you will see the twin towers coming closer and closer
Attention passengers, we have arrived at your destination at the correct time and haven't been delayed.
I could watch these Scenes all day and never get tired of them.
Tbh, I the "Seat-belt vs hook" one is NOT unsettling to me. I get the inference (Abu Hamsar, Muslim terrorist), BUT!!!.. he seem to care about his seat-belt, so what EXACTLY would I be afraid of?.. he CLEARLY seem to think that the seat-belt may matter. I don't fear flying with people who MAY be of ill intent.. but also.. have planned to survive, while literally being in the flight deck. You want to blow up or fly into a building?.. the seat-belt won't be ANY concern to you. Whatever may come may be a bit of an adventure and not within my plans, but at the very least at that MOMENT I would be fairly safe. .... or wait.. is the plane a boeing?
Things I'd like to hear: Actually NEW clips that haven't been repeatedly spammed over and over and over and over and over again..... There are literally YEARS of this show, why not show some that you haven't repeatedly spammed on this channel, over and over and over again.....
LOL'ed quite a bit at the xylophone one...
James Acaster is too good 🤣