what happened in jail? 😳 #standupcomedy

Did he just do an invisible hottrail😂😂he obviously has done meth lol

That took a funny ass left turn 😂😂😂

you look like sidney crosby

The end 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The way he took so long to respond I was like uh oh did he uh, not technically get out 😭

That hint him deeply when you bought him getting butt ducked 😂

damn what is this dropout's crowd control?? XDD

My dad had 57 dui back in 2007 took the cops that many times before they took in license forever he can never drive a car again and was locked up for 5 years he does still drive tho and has a road beer still sometimes 😂

He tried to intimidate him with the pause when he asked him “how long were you in the clink for sir?” 😂

out of curiosity what happened to your right arm on the joint it looks like theres a hole in your arm did you get hurt or is that a birth mark?

2 yrs is like 1 ounce of weed and some ecstacy

At no point could I predict where this story was going lmao

I have 2 duis, I did not deserve the first one, the second one I completely deserved like badly. I’ll never get a third fuck that not worth it. Sober 10 years June 7th, wow 5 days till a decade ❤

I have ADHD meth never made me horny lmfao. Don’t worry I’m also retired. 😂

He had to make one more sale. Made the sale and got hit on his way back, probably only rolled with the 1 order and nothing more...... Axe me how I no

What 😅

“That’s too many” SOUNDED LIKE GRU 😭

I kinda feel violated 😂😂😂😂Dude is funny AF😂😂😂

So he admitted he was a dealer but he went to jail for too many DUIs, omg 😅

"I never got caught" Micheal: 🤔 Me:🤨 "Yes you did tho."