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"I wouldn't even have an alarm clock" my brain went straight to "I'd have a Malalarm clock."
applying to oxford with malala and my personal statement was just a malala quote is killing me 😭
rookie error kills me every time
He's describing Malala the way Jujutsu High students describe Gojo
I fucking love how he made the whole rutine about Malala but he NEVER made her the but of the joke. Well done man, comedy can still be kind
something about ”malala fell off man” just tickles me
I like to think Malala would call it a Ma-lie-in
i thought the punchline to everyone thinking why Malala didnt show up to class would be "oh shit.. it happened again"
No bell peace = no alarm clock. What a beautifully written joke 😂
I love when women are the subject of the joke, but aren’t the butt of it. That’s smart comedy.
Just announced new Ireland and London tour dates!!
So how did you go from applying for politics at Oxford, to doing the theory of dance?
Funnily enough, Malala in Zulu means ‘person who sleeps’ so that last jokes slaps harder for me 👋🏾 😂
Good set, but also, if you read her newer book, she actually did struggle with uni, and with the feelings that she shouldn't be struggling. And apparently with keeping up with activism when she wasn't allowed to be working, and missing courses for it was causing problems.
Tastefully cut before the groans at the last joke😅
I legit use rookie error as part of my regular vernacular
No one talks about her anymore which is crazy
"Malala's entire personal statement is a quotation from Malala"
Imagine being the college interviewer who went to work one day and found out they would need to say if Malala Yousafzai deserved to study there or not 😂
If she did have an alarm, it would say "I AM ALARM A LA MALALA!"