Comedy is at its best when there's a surprise – that's why Don't Tell Comedy puts on events where the performers and location are kept secret until the day of the show. With over 200 cities already in on the joke, you never know where we'll set up shop, or who might pop in. Want to be let in on the secret? Visit our website below to find an upcoming show near you: https://www.donttellcomedy.com Just don't tell anyone!! 🤫 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Credits: Written and Performed by Garrick Bernard Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory and Brett Kushner VP of Production: Marissa Gallant Director: Brad Silnutzer Director of Photography: Mark Davis Consulting Producer: Jay Bode Gaffer: Michael Tellup Grip: Tommy Anderson Cam Operators: Tommy Anderson Jon Austin Lauren Doyle Nate Elegino Adrian Gutierrez Editor: Elise Golgowski Color Correction: Mark I. Davis Sound Recording: Guillermo Areizaga Sound Mix: Ryan Meadows Production Assistants: Maggie Rosenberg Greyson Hines Photographer: Shaun Baker (IG: @shaunbaker35) Special thanks to our generous hosts, Movement Warehouse in San Diego, CA Code: R4VAMR8GBH4XC3F
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“Imagine a whole family of Jamaican restaurant cashiers” the crowd didn’t bite this was hilarious
"I'm tryna get rid of toxic masculinity so I can just powerwash my asshole in peace." One of the best sentences I've ever heard.
I like the fact he is naturally funny. Yo get homie more screen time. "I am not rich but I can move there and be your king".
As a Trinidadian I can confirm that Caribbean people are universally cantankerous 😂
The audience did not deserve him😂 this man funny af
"They have a kitchen island; they're doing fine." The way I yelped 😭 because this was the ultimate status symbol to me growing up. Especially the ones so big you can't reach the middle. So wealthy you can afford to be impractical. 🤩🤩
I remember watching him on buzzfeed back in the day. I’m so glad to see him crushing here🔥
Ok this was witty AF! I'm tryna get rid of toxic masculinity just so I can power wash my booty hole in peace! 😂😂😂😂
The George Washington Carver part was genius
One time I was ordering takeout from a Jamaican restaurant. I placed my order and the cashier/server started to fill my platter. Without looking up she asked, “Is it a cat?” I had no idea what she was talking about so I asked her what she meant. Still focused on her job she said, “Your shirt.” I looked down and saw a couple stray hairs on me. She was right. I actually have two cats. Still, that shit was cold.
he's that natural kind of funny/engaging where he lowkey doesn't have to do much but delivers anyways. had the audience super responsive just 2 minutes in
“N*gga had a pool growing up!” I swear 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wasn't expecting that last one. Halfway into the joke I got it n started dying laughing. Co workers looking at me funny. Yeah, im bringing peanut butter cookies tomorrow bih!! 😂
"Ain't sh*t sweet n*gga!!" 😂😂😂
I could not stop looking at how he holds up the mic right to his chin and rests it there LOLOLOLOLOL
He’s just naturally amusing. It’s like a random conversation with that one friend that always says funny stuff.
As a black half-Trini who lives in Denver, I approve of this set 👍🏾
That incest joke was pure genius 😂😂😂
That bidet set was so real. It’s so infuriating trying to convince people to use one.
I wasn't expecting to find this after watching Guilty Pleasures.