No. This will not get you fired. In fact you'll be promoted and get a big raise because you have proven how much smarter you are than everybody else. Congratulations!
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georgesnight772 weeks, 3 days ago
Bro a simple thing is to play a video man
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madeleinedelahaye6392 weeks, 3 days ago
This is why companies will end their work from home policy. Well done for ruining it for everyone. I honestly won't blame companies for reinforcing WFO.
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diane_thompson2 weeks, 3 days ago
It depends on if your IT team has actual tracking software. It will red flag this instantly. But if it's just teams then you're fine. Roll of the dice bro!
keith_davis2 weeks, 3 days ago
Sir, this is fan labor !
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pietrawhisper212 weeks, 3 days ago
They only find out if you plug an automatic mouse mover into usb port
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ianvoid392 weeks, 3 days ago
if you happen to have an analog watch..... sit the watch on the desk face up and the mouse on top. the second hand will jiggle the cursor
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sabrina_king2 weeks, 3 days ago
You need a watch with a second hand. Point the laser at the second hand.
anel.valdez2 weeks, 3 days ago
Sweet, you are the man
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vasudha_khanna2 weeks, 3 days ago
bro you can call yourself on teams, and than change status to online. bam that EZ and ur screen wont shut off
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danielle_medina2 weeks, 3 days ago
You can also put a metal spoon on your track pad if you have one
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rebecca.jordan2 weeks, 3 days ago
140 IQ laziness 😂
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kristopherhart2942 weeks, 3 days ago
Recommend putting yourself in a meeting with yourself then changing your status to Green. Keeps it all day from my testing
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ianvoid392 weeks, 3 days ago
What is Hasan doing on your desk?
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jilllewis3302 weeks, 3 days ago
Here’s another tip for you Teams users: 1. create a meeting, let’s call it “project updates” make it a teams meeting, meaning you have a meeting link. 2. Join meeting. 3. Your status will show in a meeting And you can leave it like that for hours. And not have to move your mouse at all. 4. Bonus : you can share your screen and it will show you sharing so it looks like you are being productive. 👍
valentim_darocha2 weeks, 3 days ago
I want your wallpaper!
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bryanmyst972 weeks, 3 days ago
Just write an easy script and run it to move mouse 1 pixel each 3 min or so ...
No. This will not get you fired. In fact you'll be promoted and get a big raise because you have proven how much smarter you are than everybody else. Congratulations!
Bro a simple thing is to play a video man
This is why companies will end their work from home policy. Well done for ruining it for everyone. I honestly won't blame companies for reinforcing WFO.
It depends on if your IT team has actual tracking software. It will red flag this instantly. But if it's just teams then you're fine. Roll of the dice bro!
Sir, this is fan labor !
They only find out if you plug an automatic mouse mover into usb port
if you happen to have an analog watch..... sit the watch on the desk face up and the mouse on top. the second hand will jiggle the cursor
You need a watch with a second hand. Point the laser at the second hand.
Sweet, you are the man
bro you can call yourself on teams, and than change status to online. bam that EZ and ur screen wont shut off
You can also put a metal spoon on your track pad if you have one
140 IQ laziness 😂
Recommend putting yourself in a meeting with yourself then changing your status to Green. Keeps it all day from my testing
What is Hasan doing on your desk?
Here’s another tip for you Teams users: 1. create a meeting, let’s call it “project updates” make it a teams meeting, meaning you have a meeting link. 2. Join meeting. 3. Your status will show in a meeting And you can leave it like that for hours. And not have to move your mouse at all. 4. Bonus : you can share your screen and it will show you sharing so it looks like you are being productive. 👍
I want your wallpaper!
Just write an easy script and run it to move mouse 1 pixel each 3 min or so ...
I needed this today. Legend ❤
Not the salaryman larp
Hey I have that fan!