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Scammed ..... no pickems .. :D
It's so over my fellow paper people 😢 plat chat guarantee is just too much
2 hours?? For all regions? Didn't realise I was on vine.
Bro, this Masters is literally going to be so much fun. We finally get to see whether the newer teams can take the trophy or if the experienced teams will keep dominating. Also, it's fun watching Plat Chat argue and disagree with each other's takes. 😂
alecks living in the bin VS frost living in mud who wins
this episode has illuminated to me that tmv’s lack of coaching experience makes him better at pickems / power rankings
What is this shortform content last few weeks, disappointing
15:36 gg prx going 0-2 1:44:39 Tmv rant lmao
These guys are forgetting how good Mada is lmao. Mada had a bad stage bc of the Neon, but man remember how good he was
Everybody yapping about the good team FUT beat was EF but nobody talking about how the only good team NRG beat was100T.
Platchat really trying to convince us with this short form content huh. NOT a fan 😢
NRG 3rd seed in Americas literally means nothing when they were also 3rd seed in santiago and still came top 3
PlatChat 2026 Demonetizing Leaderboard (Ep 21 of 2026) 17:47 “If Lev did want to change off the Neon, holy shit that would change like, ENORMOUS amounts for them!” - Sideshow 🥚 *SUCCESS* (successes will NOT be added to the leaderboard) Members on Screen 🤏🐌🥚🛢️ Leaderboard: 🛢 TMV - 1 (1/19) 🚕 Achilios - 1 (2/2) 😼 Bren - 1 (3/12) 🗿 Kurt - 1 (3/17) 🍜 Chobra - 1 (5/4)
scammed D:
So much sinophobia at the end, Sliggy Mini still pretending CN is all "noobs". They've struggled with internationals for 2 events and now we have so much bias against the whole region. Imagine if u did it the other way, how EDG won champs in CN's first year of partnership. Also Sliggy hasn't watched a minute of any team like Tyloo, BLG, TEC etc.. And claiming they are noobs, they legit look better than 2/3rds of EMEA. CN has atleast 3rd best mid-table teams and this is how we treat them
I’m so glad Mini has gotten more and more comfortable on platchat. Seeing him from when he was first on to right now he’s so much more himself and he’s got a class sense of humour
Sliggy rage baiting TMV about vo0kashu had me dying!
267? haha 200 67s lol
- Be British - Be incrediby progressive - Import 100s of thousands of people into your country - Complain about "underlying structural" issues in UK housing market Absolute genius
Mini is the best guest. I love all of his nerdy segments