Skinny Friends Who “Mean Well”

"Well I'm really pretty... so..."

Is the “means well” in the room with us right now???

“Shut up you’re going to look so hot!” “In what…” IM DYING

"you can borrow mine" im gonna hold your hand when I say this

A more accurate version of the do I look fat question would be to ask "Is this flattering on me" much more accurate of an assessment of good/not good.

"it's stretchy!" "OKAY-" lmfaoooo

The amount of times I’ve heard “it’s STRETCHY!” When given something to wear that’s wayyy too small

I dated a guy who called this “right sizing” me when other women were like oh you can wear a large it’ll be fine.

I told my friend that I wrote I was fat on a dating app and she said "No you're not! Your beautiful!" I said you're fat too and it's okay! Had no problem with being called fat herself. She just didn't want me feeling bad even though though we have the same shape. If fat is a bad word to someone, I don't want them in my space. Bestie and I KNOW we are fat. We are not crying about it

"Kevin has no teeth..." 😅😅 the line delivery. The "SOMEONE LIKES YOU!" feels so real. Like what a shock someone actually likes me! Is it possible!? I dont miss "friends" like these

PSA to skinny people: pretending someone isn’t fat isn’t helpful, all it shows is that you still think being fat is bad so you’re just now pretending that the people you like aren’t. Showcasing your cognitive dissonance.

The only acceptable one of these is the swimsuit offer (BEFORE she said it was stretchy) 😭 it probably just slipped her mind and she wanted to help her friend out

When a very skinny coworker complains about gaining weight and she’s still basically a toothpick

ATP no excuse for this mess bc HUH??!! Do I look fat in this while you’re around bigger bodies is crazy

"Sorry, I mean, 'do I look *gross* in this' " 😭😭😭

Went to a department store with my skinny friend and headed straight for the plus size section-girl said “honey you don’t belong there you’re so beautiful” and pulled me towards the juniors. Little does she know I’m a 4x Imao

"Get it girl..." If you aren't excited about the prospect of wearing the outfit I am wearing, getting hit on by the guy hitting on me, or happy about being my size...neither am I... One difference though...I cannot adjust the height weight ratio I have going on THIS IS WHAT I AM WORKING WITH 😅 My weight doesn't change that much depending on excercise I seem to just...add muscle and lose fat but not change size that much? Unless you count just the boobs and stomach...they change a bit...boobs for the worse belly for the...different shape...overall I would call the change "gravity in motion" rather than any skinniness infecting my being. 😅

My favorite “I bought this and it’s way too big on me. Do you want it?”

“Someone likes you.” 🫥

It's the "it stretches" for me