How to Cook Your Grades

You wanna start with some broccoli and then add some carrots

my accounting major ass thought of the completely opposite definition of cooking something, that is to pad the numbers at the base layer so the generalised and simplified report seems better. It’s what they were doing in 2007 to cover up defaulting loans and bad assets, and still claim that profits were up.

Where’s the secret sauce of depression

Okay, but everyone is different and lyrical music actually helps me (i probably have undiagnosed adhd but idk)

Cooking❎ Wasting✅

I love how his videos keeps me relaxed and actually tells me good advice 🅰️+

Bro had to clarify this wasn’t a food tutorial 😭 🙏 🍲

POV: How my teachers be like when I tell them that I have to get at least above a C in order to get my Christmas gifts

Lyrical music's actually been keeping me from being bored and unmotivated while doing tasks

"By watching videos on how to stop procrastinating" He got me there

The fresh transcript is my grades lol

Bro is literally cooking his grades🌾

only a pound of procrastination? rookie numbers

a tip for active revision is to imagine yourself teaching someone else, or acutally just teaching with others personally when i study with friends, we already know the material beforehand and we just chill and test each other on the stuff, it's more fun and useful that way (nobody is remembering actual content with friends around) and always try to paraphrase or simplify the content! i do history and most of the time i imagine i'm making one of those oversimplified videos and add in some humor, it helps a lot for procrastination there isn't much i can think of honestly, i found out the hard way and that was enough

I will never suceed in school again.

I always procrastinate, but im a straight A student 😭

This is the best metaphor I have seen in a while.Thank you for this video

I'm fine with 20kg of procrastination pastrami thank you.

I'm a very good chef 😅

That's cool and all but I prefer them fried