If Sirens were Real

Not the fried chicken 😭😭😭 Edit- 22K HOLY SHIT GUYS IT WAS JUST 4 WORDS 😭😭😭

when she got pissed at being called an “8”🤣

I love that this isn't even a promotion, Starlight Billy is just here

Hart is NOT beating the stereotypes...

I lost it the second she pulled out the chicken 🤣😅

"shes gorgeous" "shes an 8" 8 is way above average bro thats how the scale works 😭

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"Penelope, why? You know I'm too shy, and terrified..."

"I got a bucket of chicken" -Scout TF2

I was half expecting him to drop the figure into the water, look down, look back at the sirens, and then say something like "Ok, your offer got 50% more tempting.".

The fact bro resisted sirens proves he is a man of focus, commitment and sheer will

"GET IN THE WATER" "I will take the suffering from you"

Eurylicous would be like “HUH? I HAVS BEESWAX IN MY EAR I CANT HEAR YOU’

i like how the sirens just KNOW what will temp them😭

"Jump in the water and kiss me" "I would take the suffering from you"

"Got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?" - Scout

Billy was the last person i expected to see😭

"I can take the suffering from u"

Stephen playing Billy just sounds right

Bro just defied how Sirens work. It's not even a temptation thing, it's magic.