Today we're stealing from people as fast as possible Get Thief Simulator here: https://www.speedrun.com/thief_simulator Watch the world record speedrun here: https://youtu.be/KkbdJg1RyZw Check out the new merch: https://eazyspeezy.com My 2nd channel (WEEKLY UPLOADS): https://www.youtube.com/eaziestspeezy Edited by: @TheSuitedBird My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun! #EazySpeezy #ThiefSimulator #Speedrun
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I know most of the time he voices over these speedruns but i just love the idea of this guy casually describing what he's doing while running through the game at mach speed
You should do an irl version of this speedrun
big fan of how simple the title is compared to all the others on this channel. it's really funny to me for some reason
Dev 1: "How should we do our lockpicking minigame?" Dev 2: "SKYRIM!" Dev 3: "OBLIVION!" Dev 1: "...Sure..."
This day has me too paranoid, glad this wasn't an april fools prank
Unironically I love this game so much, I completely finished it and it's so weirdly fun 😭
My uncle plays this irl and he still hasn’t been caught
speedran watching this vid
Yo, I wanna see you doing an Ultrakill speedrun, that'd be really fun to watch!
Hey all of this incredibly incriminating evidence keep getting stolen everyday from all our properties. Boss "Remember when we blew up that professional theif? That was crazy? I'm sure it's a coincidence."
Now; to confuse your audience, Speed run the Thief Trilogy. Thief: The Dark Project (Gold), Thief II: The Metal Age, and Thief (3): Deadly Shadows.
W video, 100% watch it all the way through. When you turned on your webcam to show yourself doing a triple back flip was the best part
The VR edition is genuinely so scary I never get used to it
8:51 yeah, the cat just ate the smart tv, hate when that happens to me
An actual thief watching this be like : "write that down ! Write that down !"
0:33 "Trying to talk" 😭
this is such a comfort channel to me, i'm really glad to see this upload right now as i'm having a really bad night. thank you❤
I was one of the early folks to run this game and figure out that initial jump over the fence to get out of the tutorial. I did a lot of the initial routing for the game, figuring out what missions could be skipped and what to grab to get enough money for the tools we needed. Good job on the run!
Thanks for existing dude
Unrealistic, stealing computers and their RAM would be much more profitable