Bro has the craziest lore 😭

Seems to be eating healthily enough to not struggle with health. That’s good on a positive note.

Based on his weight, I'd say he's been doing alright

At least he had plenty of food

Couldn't ask for a worse fate 😭

My bro aint underfed tho 💀

he has a better indian accent than me

Best dad lore ever

As an Indian, he sounds like an average Indian, not like that stereotypical Indian accent from West. Interesting

“All children deserve parents, but not all parents deserve children”

He ate all the food in the slum 😂😂

Well, he's very well fed.

Father : We are wanted by the mafia never reveal your true identity. Kid :

18? More like 30

If he’s 18 im the emperor of china

helping him relocate is insane in a sentence lol

That is literally the lore of all the Emperor's children in Warhammer 40k

😂😂😂😂 ”stÖKKED in ÄNdya” bahahahahahahha

He even did the wiggly head

The type of stories ur dad tells u when he was young at a random Tuesday inside tacobell

Why is nobody talking about the fact that half of the comments are sexy bots