CHOOSE YOUR FRIEND

"Do you prefer being in a forest with equipments or be trapped in Devil's Hole with no light?" Ahh question

Thats like asking if you want your friend to be a mildly annoying neighbour or satan

"Would you rather sleep outside or die"

*AT LEAST I WON’T BE GETTING STUCK IN “LUCIFER’S ANUS” AND DYING OF SUFFOCATION BEFORE RESCUE CAN GET TO ME.*

“No I hate bugs” (Second option) “I like bugs now” Bro… this comment isn’t even a day old, HOW DOES THIS ALREADY HAVE SO MANY LIKES? bots or something???? How????

"Would you rather die in a casual way? or dumb embarrassing way?" ahh question

you have much more of a chance to get back to safety with camping

"Ew no, camping sucks." "Actually I think camping is spectacular and I'd love to do that just get me OUT OF THIS CAVE-"

Both scenarios have top tier cursed horror vibes

“would you rather lose the tv remote or be ripped apart by medieval torture methods?”

"Either sleep outside or sleep forever"

Camping friend, I’d rather sleep uncomfortably outside then have to go explore the uncharted areas of “demon asscrack cave”

"scrape a knee or break your bones" ahh🫩🥀

I prefer dying at the forest than the caves

“Would you rather stay alive or die?”

“Would you rather pee yourself? Or get Four degree burns while dying at the same time?”

camping is great. i like camping. camping with friends sounds fun. ESPECIALLY when the other option is crawling into a tiny crevase called "satans asshole" and having one of the single most terrifying and painful deaths imaginable.

After nutty putty, I’ll go with the camping friend.

At least you can run away when you're camping, nowhere to go in those tiny ass caves if something goes wrong

"would you rather spend one night in a forest and get a cold or crawl in to devils anus cave with no survivability" ahh